Today, I saw a cute girl at a bar and decided to go and chat her up. After charming her with my usual crap for a while, I told her she was really pretty, and asked for her number. She replied, "You asshole, I met you here a year ago and gave you my number, and you never called me." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friend and I went to a bar for drinks. I noticed this cute girl and went over to say "Hi." I had a great conversation with her and I asked for her number before she left. She passed it to me on a piece of paper with instructions specifying for my friend to call her and not me. FML
Today, I saw a beautiful girl at the bar. I attempted to be friendly and hit her up for a chat. She called me a “creep” and told me to get lost. A few moments later, another guy does the exact same thing I did and she smiled and kept flirting. FML
Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML
Today, I saw a cute girl working register at my regular coffee shop and politely asked the her for her number. I was brutally rejected. A few minutes later, a douchebag with a popped collar approached her with a cheesy pickup line and left with not only her number, but a free frappe. FML
Today, I saw an adorable girl at the bar and I went to talk to her. I decided to use my cheesiest pick up line to make her laugh. After I said it, she knew who I was. It was my cousin I hadn't seen in 8 years. FML
Today, I met a cute girl at a dance club. I entered her number in my phone just before she left the club. With a proud smile, I turned the screen towards my buddy, showing off my accomplishment. Attempting to give me a friendly pat he accidentally closed my phone. I hadn't saved the number. FML
Today, I got this beautiful girl's number at a bar. After the night was over, I was pretty drunk and sent too many drunk Snapchats. When I'd sobered up, I deleted them. She asked why I deleted them, so I said because I was drunk and didn't remember what I sent. She hasn't messaged me back since. FML
Today, I was relaxing alone at a bar when I was approached by the most gorgeous woman I've ever seen. She was too good to be true, so I asked, "Is this some kind of a prank?" She immediately turned around and left. She thought I was calling her ugly. I'll never see her again. FML
Today, I asked a girl for her number and I wrote it down when she gave it to me. When I called her, it wasn't her. She'd given me a restaurant's phone number. FML
Today, I met a girl at a bar. After buying her a few drinks, we decided to head back to her place. Not wanting to leave either of our cars, I followed her home. While driving, she sent me text because she missed her exit. I tried to text her back something witty and instead rear ended her. FML
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YLIF 0
I'm suprised she was even talking to you for a while if she was still pissed at you. But YDI, obviously.
r1cthj 0
wow man, wtf?
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Comments (152)
cc1687 0
TAKE A CHILL PILL!!!! Calm down it's just the internet SHEEEESSHHH you got waaaaay to worked up on this. And for the record I DO believe that a smart woman would remember a guy's face - if it is coupled with the same "usual crap." I remember the lines guys have used on me from a year ago - especially if they were unique - he must have repeated something specific from the year before.
_PurpleLove_ 0
It depends on what they were talking about. I mean if they were talking about work and such or hobbies, she could've suddenly figured out this man was the same guy. Also, if she really wanted his call, she would've worked herself enough over it that she would remember him at least a good month or so before letting it go, or if she's really clingly, longer. I'm not saying your wrong, it's just a 300- word post that we don't know the whole story about therefore determining whether this woman is a liar or not.
switchbladehooli 0
Hahahahahahahaha!!!!
strtmartin 0
Don't sweat it dude. I have trouble remembering who I met 2 days ago
winemysavior 4
maybe she's lying and doesn't want to talk to you. we all have our ways for turning down guys.
EveryDayJackAss 0
wow......FAILURE!!!!!!!!! by Epic Proportions!
xchd22x 0
one word. OWNED.
dance_girl08 0
ha! wow you're fault LOSER! vote: http://www.fanta.com/browse/contestant?id=046f74a53802b483735c610694d37e527ff201549e2a6253ebe28ea17ae3c504
laxmiddie36 0
haha I think this is kinda funny. no? eh, yall can keep hatin on him, your not gonna change anything
staystrongholdon 0
YDI for not remembering her , plus you sound like one of those douche bag guys that hit on girls for thrills without intent to call them or acknoweledge them after. You ******* deserve it you dick .