Today, I saw a cute girl at a bar and decided to go and chat her up. After charming her with my usual crap for a while, I told her she was really pretty, and asked for her number. She replied, "You asshole, I met you here a year ago and gave you my number, and you never called me." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friend and I went to a bar for drinks. I noticed this cute girl and went over to say "Hi." I had a great conversation with her and I asked for her number before she left. She passed it to me on a piece of paper with instructions specifying for my friend to call her and not me. FML
Today, I saw a beautiful girl at the bar. I attempted to be friendly and hit her up for a chat. She called me a “creep” and told me to get lost. A few moments later, another guy does the exact same thing I did and she smiled and kept flirting. FML
Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML
Today, I saw a cute girl working register at my regular coffee shop and politely asked the her for her number. I was brutally rejected. A few minutes later, a douchebag with a popped collar approached her with a cheesy pickup line and left with not only her number, but a free frappe. FML
Today, I saw an adorable girl at the bar and I went to talk to her. I decided to use my cheesiest pick up line to make her laugh. After I said it, she knew who I was. It was my cousin I hadn't seen in 8 years. FML
Today, I met a cute girl at a dance club. I entered her number in my phone just before she left the club. With a proud smile, I turned the screen towards my buddy, showing off my accomplishment. Attempting to give me a friendly pat he accidentally closed my phone. I hadn't saved the number. FML
Today, I got this beautiful girl's number at a bar. After the night was over, I was pretty drunk and sent too many drunk Snapchats. When I'd sobered up, I deleted them. She asked why I deleted them, so I said because I was drunk and didn't remember what I sent. She hasn't messaged me back since. FML
Today, I was relaxing alone at a bar when I was approached by the most gorgeous woman I've ever seen. She was too good to be true, so I asked, "Is this some kind of a prank?" She immediately turned around and left. She thought I was calling her ugly. I'll never see her again. FML
Today, I asked a girl for her number and I wrote it down when she gave it to me. When I called her, it wasn't her. She'd given me a restaurant's phone number. FML
Today, I met a girl at a bar. After buying her a few drinks, we decided to head back to her place. Not wanting to leave either of our cars, I followed her home. While driving, she sent me text because she missed her exit. I tried to text her back something witty and instead rear ended her. FML
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YLIF 0
I'm suprised she was even talking to you for a while if she was still pissed at you. But YDI, obviously.
r1cthj 0
wow man, wtf?
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Comments (152)
Qup 0
hahaha!! typical male!
rfarock88 0
wow, don't YOU sound like an ignorant bitch?
rfarock88 0
If you have a routine down for picking up women that you've used to often you can call it "your usual crap," then YDI for being a douche. And for all the people saying the girl is "creepy" and whatnot for remembering him over a year, maybe he has some kind of distingusihing characteristic that makes him easy to remember from his physical appearance.
vikingtrail 0
I'm thinking she probably never met you before and just said that to avoid giving you her number.
lovesucksxxx 0
haha rockstar.
fucklifeee 0
YDI because you sound like a douche bag who doesnt care about how a girl feels.
Broc 0
If you had taken the time to bone her a year ago, you'd be boning her again right now.
fucklifeee 0
hahahah, funny. Yeah, i agree.
cc1687 0
I think you are probably decent looking (in order to pull that "usual crap" and have it work), she thought you were cute (and vaguely familiar) and started talking to you. Then somewhere in the convo - you said the "usual crap" that you said a year ago (the name of a pet or your job for example) and that triggered her into remembering you. Then she (a genius) decided to play along and then OWN you.
cc1687 0
I think you are probably decent looking (in order to pull that "usual crap" and have it work), she thought you were cute (and vaguely familiar) and started talking to you. Then somewhere in the convo - you said the "usual crap" that you said a year ago (the name of a pet or your job for example) and that triggered her into remembering you. Then she (a genius) decided to play along and then OWN you.
russianredgirl 0
THIS IS COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT! It doesn't say she was even leading him on, he hit on her she turned him down, straight up, for an extremely good reason, horrible memory and overused lines on the same person a year later? You are a blatant FOOL. You will NEVER succeed with your pathetic/immature attitude, grow up.