Today, I got news that I had "delighted a customer" so I looked at the review online. It says, "The fat girl up front was nice." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a positively glowing online review was left by a client about me recently - listing my first and last name mind you - and my boss wrote back, thanking them for the kind words, then carried on about how awesome my coworker is. FML
Today, I was taking a customer's order when she said she'd better go for a salad, because she was getting fat. She was actually very slim, so I told her she wasn't fat at all. She took one look at me and snorted, "Yeah, not compared to you, that's for sure." FML
Today, I was on cloud nine when the beautiful waitress I frequently ordered takeaways from told me she didn't need to take my name as she remembers me from before. When I got my food, I saw the sales slip. On it she had written, "Cheeseburger - Fries - Coke - Nerdy guy with bad haircut." FML
Today, a customer complained that one of our cashiers smiles too much. FML
Today, I was at McDonald's. As I left the counter with the food, I heard the cashier mutter, "Fat ass." I turned around and demanded to see the manager. Once he came and heard the situation, he looked at me and said, "Well, it's not like he's wrong, right?" FML
Today, I went out to eat at a restaurant. When the waitress saw me, she continously told me how beautiful and kind I was. Flattered, I just said thank you. Five minutes later, one of the ugliest girls I've ever seen in my life walked in. The waitress told her the same exact things she told me. FML
Today, my boss gave me a warning for "insulting our best customer" after she saw a comment on her customer card saying "stop giving this fat bitch free samples." My boss had written it in the first place, but refuses to either remember or admit it. FML
Today, when I finished helping a customer, she said, “Thanks cutie!” When I thanked her she giggled and said, “I just like making people smile, plus I bet you don’t get called that often!” FML
Today, while working as a waitress, an attractive woman sat at one of my tables. When she paid, I decided to be bold and write my number and "Call me" on her receipt. She put in a complaint to my manager. FML
Today, the person that interviewed me for a job was the same person I called a "fat bitch" at a baseball game after she knocked over my drink while she was dancing. She recognized me too. FML
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Top comments
exileonmainst 16
”She also doesn’t sweat much..”
ThrottleJockey 36
At least no one filed a sexual harassment claim against you.
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Comments (8)
exileonmainst 16
”She also doesn’t sweat much..”
Symphoniaes 32
inb4 “ydi for being fat” Sorry that happened OP. :/
ThrottleJockey 36
At least no one filed a sexual harassment claim against you.
exileonmainst 16
That’s like the epitome of the ”At least it’s not raining”.
Lobby_Bee 18
Chin up, somebody thought you're nice!
AndronicusPark 10
Do you work for Good Times? It’s one of their corporate phrases.
mt21mt 15
"Welcome to Good Times, where the fat girls up front are nice." Sounds like a winning business slogan.
millsjoshua949 12
I agree the wording was hurtful but atleast it was a positive review.
Yudith 28
At least the b**** who left the review thought you were nice!