Today, I was sitting using my laptop, while eating a bag of Starbursts. The bag slid off the bed, so I went to catch it and in the process my knee hit my laptop, which flew off the bed onto the wooden floor, and shattered. I broke my laptop to save 11 Starbursts from falling. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while working on my laptop, I accidentally spilled a glass of water. I quickly moved my laptop out of the way of the oncoming stream. It fell on the floor and broke. FML
Today, I walked into a wall, smashing my laptop into the top of my eye socket. This was all because I was carrying my laptop, phone and chocolate mug cake, all while trying to watch Netflix on said laptop. I feel like a 2016 cliché. FML
Today, I was sitting at the computer browsing various websites. In my attempt to scoot the chair forward, I hit my knee against the desk that my computer was on, and ended up breaking it. I literally broke my knee sitting on my ass. FML
Today, I got a text message. My phone was sitting on the edge of the bed and set on vibrate, so it fell off. I reached down to grab my phone and fell off the bed. My macbook landed on top of me. I fractured my arm and broke my laptop to read a text from facebook. FML
Today, I was driving to my new home with a lot of my belongings in the car. I could hear things shifting in the back. When I parked, I opened the door, ready to catch my vodka. I caught it - and watched my laptop slide out of the car, onto the concrete, and break into 3 pieces. FML
Today, I got home after a long day and collapsed onto my bed… forgetting I'd left my laptop open on it. Now I have an expensive, broken pillow. FML
Today, without any warning, I projectile vomited all over my laptop. I think I broke my computer. FML
Today, my little sister tripped when trying to walk up the stairs with a sandwich in one hand and my laptop in the other. She choose to save her sandwich instead of my £500 laptop. FML
Today, a bee buzzed towards me, so I screamed and started frantically flailing and thrashing my arms, praying it wouldn't sting me. I threw my full cup of hot coffee in the face of the man next to me, and launched my laptop out of its bag and onto the pavement, where it broke in half. FML
Today, there was a girl in heels running in front of me at school, and she slipped on ice. Trying to be a hero, I dropped my backpack and ran up to help her, but ended up slipping and landing on her leg. As I walked back to my backpack, I found out I'd dropped my laptop and broken it. FML
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Chaith 16
Well, what color were most of them?
DaftBrian 0
how did I know? It was OVER 2000 DOLLARS!!!
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bodymassage 0
starbursts are wrapped, are you that big of a germaphobe that you didn't want the wrappers to get dirty?...
brkn_hearted 0
omfg, people are morons, A) that sucks... B) macs are FAR superior to pc's because you can't use apple programs on a mac (except for itunes) but you CAN run windows on a Mac because they figure that most people are going to be ******* morons and get a pc so why not support the dipshits in the process... and C) i've dropped my mac before and the worse that's happened was it got dented a little bit :P
sideburnz711 0
you must have had a pretty shitty labtop if it shattered off your lap. Me and my friends through one of their lap tops down a concrete stairwell multiple times before it broke. another time my friend got mad at a game and threw his labtop on the floor with out a scratch.
jnef02 0
Aren't Starburst's individually wrapped anyways?? Epic fail for you, my friend.
foreverLaur 0
Should have bought a Dell. They cover accidental damage. I accidentally slipped on ice and dropped mine and it went down a sewer. Three days later I had a brand new computer.
Osakhomen 0
Damn, sorry.
Kevlar_fml 0
Pretty shitty laptop if it breaks that easily. And you paid $2500 for it??? You got Punk'd!
ohgosh0_0 0
sounds like something that would to me
leskyyx407 0
43- I have an amazing Dell XPS because I CHOSE to get this over a mac, when my father was about to purchase me a Mac. But I hate Macs, so I asked for this one instead. Thanks though
takran 0
YDI twice, once each for buying a $2500 laptop and for not taking care of it. If only I could vote that way.