Today, I was having dinner at my aunt's house who just migrated to Germany from India and doesn't know any German. I asked for the recipe of a dish and she said that she has been buying these cans with cute kitty picture and just adds spices to it. Cat food is delicious I must admit. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I caught my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML
Today, a friend invited me over for dinner. She presented me with a "gourmet" homemade meal. As I started eating, I realized it tasted… off. She looked at me expectantly, so I politely ate it all. Afterwards, she told me it was a new recipe she was trying "tuna casserole" made with canned tuna… which we found out later expired in 2015. FML
Today, I found out what cat food tastes like mixed with mayo, hot sauce, and between two perfectly toasted pieces of rye bread. My cat found out what tuna tastes like instead of her normal food. FML
Today, I was making a nacho and grabbed some refried beans that were in a plastic container out of the fridge and put them on top of the chips. After I’m completely done eating my mom looks in the fridge and asked me if I knew where the cat food was. I just ate a small can of cat food. FML
Today, I made a tuna sandwich. It was really nice , so I looked at the label to see what brand it was. Turns out it wasn't tuna. It was fancy cat food. FML
Today, in an act of friendship, I made chicken curry for a colleague and brought it to work. She looked excited and squealed, "Yum!" When leaving the office at 5pm, she told me she was "taking it to eat at home." But at 7pm, during my routine snooping around for snacks, I found the curry hidden behind a shelf. FML
Today, my girlfriend invited me over to her family’s house for dinner. Every dish was packed with onion, garlic, pepper, and some spices I couldn’t even identify. I couldn’t actually taste the meat or the side dishes. All the nuance had been obliterated. I think they might not have taste buds. FML
Today, after years of providing daily various home-made colourful meals for three kids and a husband, I was asked to "cook something cool, like instant hamburgers, not that lame healthy shit". FML
Today, I was excited to go to my new girlfriend’s house for dinner. To my horror, everything was out of a box or a can; Hamburger Helper, canned vegetables, boxed mashed potatoes. When I said I was hoping for something fresher, she just stared at me and asked if i know how expensive groceries are. FML
Today, on the kitchen counter, there was a plate that had snacks on it. I decided to take a bite. I spat it out. Later on, my mother told me it was dog food. FML
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Top comments
lizzypacker 14
You must have gotten a meowthful to know how it taste
alphafish17 16
Do they not have cat food in India?
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Comments (28)
Rabite 28
At least she doesn't put cat litter into her dishes, too, since it's in the same aisle.
Catdragon 40
I've always wanted to try canned cat food. to me, it smells good.
SnailMail 12
Well, what's stopping you?
manofmerr 27
Her dragon half. A little known fact, dragons are very picky eaters. They only eat livestock rare, and if its over cooked they get so mad that they turn red...as does everything, and everyone else. The knights they prefer medium to well done, and usually carefully season them. I dont think they would like cat food.
Wormgod 10
Well, good to know cats get some good food...I've only tried the dried kind, and it was mostly texture and salt. No flavoring at all.
justinb97 16
So is the "FML" part the fact that you were fed cat food? Or was it the fact that you liked it so much that you asked for the recipe...
Tomato_Cheese 22
OH MY GOD
johnboy2978 1
Well, at least it will make your coat nice and shiny.