Today, I had my third date with a lovely guy. After I got home, I figured I'd try to see if I could find his Facebook profile. I did. His pictures were nice; lovely wedding photos for sure, and his newborn baby is adorable. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was looking at dating profiles with my single friend, trying to find a guy for her, and we found my husband's profile. FML
Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML
Today, I found out the guy I was seeing was married, with a kid, when his wife sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
Today, a friend showed me my husband's online dating profile, which includes photos of him with our kids. FML
Today, I went on a date with this guy and he was on his phone the whole night. When I got home I checked his Facebook since he barely paid attention to me. His status was, "So-and-so is taking out the trash" from mobile posted an hour ago. I got home from my date 30 mins ago. FML
Today, a coworker and I had our second date at my place. He wanted to show me pictures of himself in some club, where he had been a member in highschool. He started typing his name into the google search bar and it suggested his name from when I had googled him months ago. FML
Today, I went on a date with a really cute guy. Things were going great, so we went to his place. While he was in the bathroom, I absentmindedly looked around his apartment. Unfortunately, his living room cupboard was half open, and I saw a shrine of pictures of me. Apparently, he's been stalking me for months. FML
Today, I found out that I had my first born child. It's a boy. I found out on Facebook. FML
Today, I finally got the chance to meet this wonderful guy I met on a dating site. She was very excited to see me, too. FML
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746278Ab 14
I'm sorry but it's better that you find out now rather than later!
demo88001 9
There are plenty more fish in the sea, OP:/
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Comments (135)
aktail01 10
Some are pigs just make sure to tell his wife
ColonelCusswords 24
Hopefully you didnt let him in your pants
xPrinceofDeathx 5
THE PICTURE IS ****** PERFECT FOR THAT COMMENT
pjsr 33
He must consider you lovely stepmother material!
KawaiiSushii 8
Sounds like my stepdad. Lol
blazerman_fml 17
Seems like you have a bad relation with him.Here is a free *hug* Sorry I can't be of much help.But I hope things get better :)
lilbillXD 16
hes probably gay
xosxo 3
you should ask him out on a fourth date & tell him to bring his wife along.
q7shium 6
thats a great idea!!
TriggerFinger7 10
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parist 7
He probably thought that's more of a second date topic!
Axipiter 24
... Do people even read anymore?
q7shium 6
no thats for old people and librarians
Wyrelia 8
Sorry, OP. But tell his wife - I'd do that. Douche bags should not exist in this world.
fatkidfalling 11
Maybe he's a wedding photographer?!?!?! Lol
ThepurpleCow 19
Get married to his sister. Beat the little bastard up inside.