Today, I had my third date with a lovely guy. After I got home, I figured I'd try to see if I could find his Facebook profile. I did. His pictures were nice; lovely wedding photos for sure, and his newborn baby is adorable. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was looking at dating profiles with my single friend, trying to find a guy for her, and we found my husband's profile. FML
Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML
Today, I found out the guy I was seeing was married, with a kid, when his wife sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
Today, a friend showed me my husband's online dating profile, which includes photos of him with our kids. FML
Today, I went on a date with this guy and he was on his phone the whole night. When I got home I checked his Facebook since he barely paid attention to me. His status was, "So-and-so is taking out the trash" from mobile posted an hour ago. I got home from my date 30 mins ago. FML
Today, a coworker and I had our second date at my place. He wanted to show me pictures of himself in some club, where he had been a member in highschool. He started typing his name into the google search bar and it suggested his name from when I had googled him months ago. FML
Today, I went on a date with a really cute guy. Things were going great, so we went to his place. While he was in the bathroom, I absentmindedly looked around his apartment. Unfortunately, his living room cupboard was half open, and I saw a shrine of pictures of me. Apparently, he's been stalking me for months. FML
Today, I found out that I had my first born child. It's a boy. I found out on Facebook. FML
Today, I finally got the chance to meet this wonderful guy I met on a dating site. She was very excited to see me, too. FML
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746278Ab 14
I'm sorry but it's better that you find out now rather than later!
demo88001 9
There are plenty more fish in the sea, OP:/
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Comments (135)
deebiedoobie 13
Scumbags like that make me sick. It's bad enough when they're already married, but cheating when they have a baby at home, too? Just why?
Adam5858 17
Tell his wife!!
SunTzu2 9
Last date to date
GeekySavy 11
Oh snap... That sucks
pwnman 33
Well, follow him secretly home, and tell the wife!
cryssycakesx3 23
or find her Facebook and tell her....
pwnman 33
If she had one, that is. It'll be more believable if it was face to face, anyway.
qdawg06 23
Wow. What a keeper.
skittyskatbrat 19
And this is why I've always made it clear that if I find out a guy isn't single, the next person to find out is the wife...and guess whose side I'll be a witness for in divorce court? :( Total FML for both the gals (and probably a few others too). And I really hope there is a big fat YDI for the guy down the line!
Witchylady 18
The guy is obviously a loser. Be grateful he isn't your husband. Enjoy your single days. A great new guy will come along soon.
Mii99 16
Does his wife know? *cough*blackmail?
VyronBuckingham 9
I dare you to write a letter that consist of what he has done.
VyronBuckingham 9
To his wife