Today, after having the worst night of my life, my boss chewing me out and acid reflux all morning, I went to the snack machine at work to get the only thing that makes me happy, Reese's PB cups. I had just enough money to buy the very last one in the machine, and it got stuck. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML
Today, I saw my boss heading my way at work. He has a "no food in the office" policy, so I quickly scarfed down my Pop-Tart. I ended up choking on it so hard that I threw up. FML
Today, after 3 years of hard work, very little vacation and no raises, our boss got us a crappy box of drug store cookies as an employee appreciation gift. Which he ended up eating. FML
Today, I used the last of my money to buy a bag of vending machine chips for dinner. It got stuck. A passerby saw and generously offered to buy another bag of the same chips to dislodge it. Gratefully, I accepted his offer. It stayed stuck. FML
Today, I went to get my car fixed. There was a vending machine in the waiting room, and I was hungry. The snacks were overpriced, but I still had a little money left over. I noticed a bag of Cheetos hanging loose, so I paid for them, hoping to get two bags. They both got stuck. FML
Today, I spent way too long battling a vending machine that ate my dollar but didn’t give me my snack. After shaking it, kicking it, and practically hugging it, I finally gave up. As I walked away in defeat, it dropped the snack. I rushed back to claim my prize… and the janitor grabbed it before I could. FML
Today, I bit into a Reese's Cup that had been sitting on my desk for a while. As I did, half of a yellow meal worm fell out and landed in front of me, the other half was in my mouth. It was wiggling. FML
Today, I forgot to bring my lunch to work. I got so hungry, I resorted to eating antacid tablets from the medicine cabinet for lunch. FML
Today, one of my usually unpleasant managers offered me a slice of cheese cake for doing a good job. I declined, but after some pestering on his part I finally accepted it. I have been violently ill for the past two hours. FML
Today, after being robbed last week, I had no money to go to the store for food. Instead, my dinner consisted of two Tums chewables in tropical fruit flavors. After not eating all day, I thought they actually tasted pretty good. FML
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cheapluxury 4
Rage against the machine??
luis01 0
I hate when that happens
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Comments (108)
Elixa 0
yummy it looks like poo, I love poo
ohsuzykuew 0
OMG! You are such a sick bitch! Get a life *****! Put a ******* shirt on while you're at it. I'm grossed out by your fake ass, nasty orange boobs! GAG!!!
sourgirl101 29
Hahahahaha! I'm laughing because you think your fake cartoon picture is better. (: lol
Elixa 0
yeah I am soooo gross. man I'm just disgusting! ewwww. if only one day I could be as classy and beautiful as you?! wow. well that would just be great!!!
CitrusGirl 0
I'm not cling you ugly or anything here Elixa. I'm sure you're just as pretty if not more than most of this fml community. I think a lot of people are just put off by a woman just straight up showing her boobs.
SoldieroftheLORD 0
oh Suzy's profile pis is sooo much hotter you don't even know...
Elixa 0
I was never comparing myself to suzy. I was comparing myself to #33.
Bloodberry 0
suzy is 33
DrAwesome 6
Hey, at least you had Reese's for breakfa- Oh... I'm sorry for your loss.
Nena713 0
I love PB cups! I hope I can raid through my little cousins Halloween candy!
sourgirl101 29
That's the only thing that makes you happy? Maybe having a poor diet is why you have acid reflux. Just a thought.
FYLDeep 26
They put some new vending machines in at the University I'm at that know how to check if it got stuck or not and it will give it a couple more rotations if needed. Plus, they make you hit an OK button to confirm your selection so it's hard to **** up the number. Also, if you put a 5 dollar bill in there, it dispenses dollar coins back. And as far as dollars go, it will even read really shitty beat up dollars. I wish they made all of them like that. Vending machines can really be bitches sometimes.
school6 0
only thing that makes you happy?
michabailey 8
All modern vending machines have systems that detect a product as it drops down to the door. If it is not detected, then depending on the machine you will either get your money back, or it will keep spinning until it falls. The only way this FML could happen is with an ancient machine. OP: FYL for working near an ancient machine.
FYLDeep 26
Ancient? I've only seen a couple of machines that had that.
FMT 0
If Reese PG cups are the only things that make you happy then really FYL
cabbitt 0
Make it give you the candy. Beat it into submission. And if that doesn't work, go get the biggest person you can find.
knibbsy 4
And then make fun of them for being fat! That's what you were going to say, right?
kindlystfupls 0
hmm.. well not a doctor or anything but doesn't chocolate make acid reflux WORSE? I'd say you would have felt worse not getting it stuck in the machine!
Norwegian_Wood 4
32: Yes, it does. Well, it's either the chocolate, the sugar-y peanut butter, or the combo of the two. Either way, I have acid reflux as well, and eating candy doesn't help. Just makes it worse... OP, sorry that you wasted your money, and I know Reece's are awesome, but it really wouldn't make you feel better for long. And if you are feeling the acid reflux all morning, you should really get that checked by a doctor, you could be doing serious damage to your esophagus without even realizing it.
Norwegian_Wood 4
*Reese's My bad. xD
jewban 3
yum! peanut butter :)