Today, I was babysitting a little girl, and we were playing with dolls. After we fed her babies, we put them down for a nap. After a few minutes, I asked if they'd had enough sleep. She looked at me like I was a freak and said, "Uh, they're not real babies, you know…" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I showed the kids I was babysitting a picture of my daughter, and the little girl asked, "You have a baby in your belly?" I said, "No, she's not in my belly anymore," and the little girl replied, "But it's BIG," and patted my stomach. FML
Today, I babysat for two little girls, who wanted to play 'mermaids'. I smiled, and said that I would love to play with them. The older girl laughed, saying "You can't be a mermaid. Mermaids are pretty." FML
Today, the 6 year old girl I was babysitting asked me, "Why are you so ugly? Are you an alien? Because aliens are about as ugly as you are." FML
Today, I had to babysit a 9 year-old girl. I hadn't slept for almost 40 hours and fell half-asleep while sitting on her couch for two minutes. She asked me something, but I thought it was a dream and answered with, "Your mom's a hoe." When I woke up, I realized I'd said it out loud instead of in my head. FML
Today, I was babysitting a one year-old. She'd just learned how to say yes, so if you asked her ANYTHING, she'd say yes. I asked her if she liked vegetables and she said, "Yes!" Then I asked her if I was pretty. She looked at me and said, "NO." FML
Today, I was babysitting a three-year-old. She asked me what was wrong with my belly. I had to explain to her that I'm just fat. Twice. FML
Today, I got fired from a great babysitting job because the little girl said I was boring. FML
Today, while babysitting a young girl, I put on the movie Bambi, as she told me it was her favorite movie. I didn't know that her parents always skipped the scene where Bambi's mom dies. Despite my attempts to comfort her, she was still upset when her parents returned. Her mom blamed me. FML
Today, I was babysitting a 5-year-old girl and we were coloring. She made me a card that was very sweet, so I smiled. She looked at me and went "Don't smile, your smile is really scary." FML
Today, while babysitting a girl, I told her to be quiet so she wouldn't wake her little brother. In reply, she told me that she would kill me, wake her brother up to show him my dead body, then draw all over my face. I'm stuck with her for another two hours. FML
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Lizza330 28
I would've been like "Then why did we feed them?"
saIty 17
So the little girl has no idea that her toys come to life when there's no one in the house?
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Comments (88)
Briiyahh 7
Lol oh my gosh she's so cool! I want a kid like that!
hqbrat 8
What a smartass
SimplyEerb 3
What happened to imagination?
Mademoiselle_fml 34
"Uh, no shit..." Ugh kids like that are annoying. It's called imagination! What's happening?
hqbrat 8
Realism.... Kids are finding the truth way to Soon.... Like knowing Santa isn't real
stfu_bam 5
Smart kid
SleepySloth 4
Children today have no imagination and it truly upsets me because think of what cynical a-holes my generation is and at the rate they are going they will be ten times worse. The world has no future.
Fmlsea 28
you tried to play now you know not to play dumb with her , besides the kid is growing up if she knows its not real so just let her play by herself .
stej1985 3
let her watch chucky... her imagination will soon return ;p. I did it to my brother... lol
EMTchic 14
lmao that is horrible yet absolutely hilarious !
howrudoin 11
That girls already a natural at being a comedian.
davek 36
"We fed her babies" why did I read that as "we fed babies to her"
hqbrat 8
Lol..... Because shes being taught to be raised like a cannibal ;P