Today, I was babysitting a little girl, and we were playing with dolls. After we fed her babies, we put them down for a nap. After a few minutes, I asked if they'd had enough sleep. She looked at me like I was a freak and said, "Uh, they're not real babies, you know…" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I showed the kids I was babysitting a picture of my daughter, and the little girl asked, "You have a baby in your belly?" I said, "No, she's not in my belly anymore," and the little girl replied, "But it's BIG," and patted my stomach. FML
Today, I babysat for two little girls, who wanted to play 'mermaids'. I smiled, and said that I would love to play with them. The older girl laughed, saying "You can't be a mermaid. Mermaids are pretty." FML
Today, the 6 year old girl I was babysitting asked me, "Why are you so ugly? Are you an alien? Because aliens are about as ugly as you are." FML
Today, I had to babysit a 9 year-old girl. I hadn't slept for almost 40 hours and fell half-asleep while sitting on her couch for two minutes. She asked me something, but I thought it was a dream and answered with, "Your mom's a hoe." When I woke up, I realized I'd said it out loud instead of in my head. FML
Today, I was babysitting a one year-old. She'd just learned how to say yes, so if you asked her ANYTHING, she'd say yes. I asked her if she liked vegetables and she said, "Yes!" Then I asked her if I was pretty. She looked at me and said, "NO." FML
Today, I was babysitting a three-year-old. She asked me what was wrong with my belly. I had to explain to her that I'm just fat. Twice. FML
Today, I got fired from a great babysitting job because the little girl said I was boring. FML
Today, while babysitting a young girl, I put on the movie Bambi, as she told me it was her favorite movie. I didn't know that her parents always skipped the scene where Bambi's mom dies. Despite my attempts to comfort her, she was still upset when her parents returned. Her mom blamed me. FML
Today, I was babysitting a 5-year-old girl and we were coloring. She made me a card that was very sweet, so I smiled. She looked at me and went "Don't smile, your smile is really scary." FML
Today, while babysitting a girl, I told her to be quiet so she wouldn't wake her little brother. In reply, she told me that she would kill me, wake her brother up to show him my dead body, then draw all over my face. I'm stuck with her for another two hours. FML
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Lizza330 28
I would've been like "Then why did we feed them?"
saIty 17
So the little girl has no idea that her toys come to life when there's no one in the house?
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t_raw1234 11
That kid has obviously not seen toy story before.
fireflygirl13 0
Lol im never getting rid of any of my stuffies cause of that movie
jonooooo 3
For a moment, I thought you meant you fed babies to the little girl.
Sarkisa54 5
LOOOL!
biancanick1 0
Either your an idiot or you don't know how to read
Mauskau 36
It's called a mistake. If you read something quickly your mind moves words around sometimes and creates different meanings. Also it is not so clear until you read the rest of the FML. Hence why he said "for a moment there...". When you want to call someone an idiot, pick a real idiot like yourself (judging by the comment) and then it will be feasable.
taywee14 0
lol I thought the same thing :)
grands138 4
And that's when you reply, "Haha. You're right. Hey, you want to watch a movie? I was thinking of the movie called 'Child's Play'. Yay! Sounds like fun, right?".
rcgirl2 11
Dang. You got played by a little girl. I wonder how old she is...
martin_martian7 11
Haha kids these days
mikeymayhem_87 15
So much for playing along lol
perdix 31
Get that glassy, dead eyes, faraway look going and then moan, "They WERE real babies, until your parents killed and stuffed them for talking back to the babysitter." Playtime will go your way from then on.
candylandy 1
Lmao oh kids! I miss that show, " kids say the darnedest things! "
melrose90210 10
That's when you introduce her to Chuckie.
unknown_user5566 27
She probably planned that out from the beginning. Lots of kids like to give their babysitters a hard time, she just chose the thought-out con route. Smart kid. ;)