Today, I met the "cute guy" I've been chatting with online for a few months. He never smiled in pics, but I didn't think anything of it until I got to his place and he started talking. He didn't have a single tooth in his mouth. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a guy said to me, "I'd really love to see that smile back at my place." Trying to be cute, I asked him if he was single. He replied with, "No, but I am a dentist. I could definitely fix that crossbite." FML
Today, this really cute guy at work kept flirting with me and cracking the funniest jokes. Before he left, he told me how much he enjoyed making me smile. An hour later, I saw my reflection in a mirror, I had a huge piece of food stuck in my teeth. FML
Today, the cute guy I met on Halloween finally decided to meet up with me after almost 10 months of phone calls, IM, and emails. He was noticeably disappointed and said I looked different. On Halloween I had full face zombie makeup. FML
Today, I finally met the guy I've been getting to know online in person for a date. When we saw each other, we both realized that we had heavily Facetuned our profile pictures. The awkward silence that followed was the longest five minutes of my life. FML
Today, I met a guy online. We talked all night long and hit it off amazingly. He told me he'd never felt that way about anyone else, and I agreed. He sent me a picture and he was gorgeous. I sent him one after he assured me he didn't care what I looked like. I haven't heard from him since. FML
Today, I went to see my new dentist. He was really cute, so after the checkup I started flirting. He stopped me right after I asked him out, saying, "Being a dentist has its advantages, I can see the girl's mouth before I stick my tongue in it. And in your case, it's a big no." FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's whole family. Between them they had about 10 teeth. FML
Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML
Today, I met up with a guy from a local dating site for coffee. He walked up, looked me over and said "Ummm, no", then walked off. FML
Today, I met my new dentist. His teeth are worse than mine. FML
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Top comments
LAUGHINGKOMODO 25
I mean you can help him by some fake teeth. Dentures even don't look bad. If you turn him down just because he is missing teeth, he'll not feel good about himself, especially if he can't afford any solution.
Donut_Wizard 23
How to train your boyfriend.
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Comments (31)
RichardPencil 32
With online dating, you need to insist on the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth!
Summaria 10
Wait wait wait. You met up with someone at his place without even once talking to him in person or over the phone?
MorganHex 28
I have a friend who has that issue. Hes very self conscious about it, he just cant afford the extensive surgery to fix it. His was caused by a medication to help with organ failure. But he is the nicest and kindest person, dont judge a book by its cover. be cautious but dont judge till you know the full story.
DJRy 13
I feel like it depends on why they have no teeth. Is it because of drugs, or problems they couldn't help? If it's drugs, bye. If it's a medical problem they couldn't fix then sure, who cares.
chessu 21
Everyone in this comment section has been writing such nice comments and while I don't disagree that it doesn't necessarily mean poor hygiene (I mean, it probably doesn't - they'd be ugly, but still there) and doesn't define a person etc., but I'm not going to lie - if it's someone I've just met (so we're not friends, there's no personal connection yet, half of the agenda was to f*ck etc.) the lack of teeth of everyday basis would definitely be a turn off and I'm not sure I'd want to pursue it, but obviously it's a such a horrible reason for that person as they are probably self-conscious enough about it, so yeah - FYL!
raspution 21
Think of the oral skills.
KittyMack 13
Assuming it isn't a sign that he gets in daily fistfights or smokes meth, not a deal breaker. I assume he plans to get this fixed as soon as he can, and then he'll be gorgeous. Get your hooks into him while he's, I dunno, a five? and hang on til he transforms into a ten. Of course, if you absolutely can't stand him in his current predicament, you don't deserve him in his future hot state.
Marta Perlicka 13
Think of it this way, if he ever turned into a zombie you don't have to worry about being bitten. You practically could use him like Michone used her zombies.
April Barry 4
so what... when I meet my fiance he didnt have all his.. he has a heart condition and it affects your teeth... dont be petty
interesting33 37
how could he talk?did you have dinner? how could he eat?
Chazzster 32
Depending on his age and circumstances, no teeth might be acceptable if he gets or wears dentures. My first thought, though was “meth user”. A history of using meth (an illegal and highly addictive drug) can result in losing most teeth. On the other hand if you are both elderly or he was in a bad accident, then the teeth loss is not necessarily an issue.