Today, my boyfriend said, "One day I'll tell my children how I met you. I mean, our children." It's pretty cute, except for the fact that we're 17 and have been dating for only two weeks. FML
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Today, my girlfriend told me that she wants to marry me and have my children. I’m 15. We've been dating for 3 weeks. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's mother for the first time. She greeted us holding a baby, and I told her how cute her son was. She told me that it was her grandson. Turns out my boyfriend is the father. We're 16. FML
Today, I was babysitting a five year-old boy. Somehow the topic of relationships came up, and he asked me if I had a boyfriend. When I told him that I was single, he got all excited and asked if he could be my boyfriend. It would have been cute… except he was the first guy to ever ask me out. I'm 18. FML
Today, my adorable five and a half year old boy told me that when he grows up he's going to be my boyfriend. I thought it was kinda cute until I asked him why. "Because you need one." FML
Today, I was at a restaurant with my kids. I told my 13 year old about how the very first time she said she loved me. She was 2 and it was at this very restaurant. I told her the details and even started tearing up a little. She didn't even look up from her cell phone and said, "That's fab, ma." FML
Today, my boyfriend of several years, and father of our one-year-old child, finally proposed. He was making idle conversation from twenty feet away and casually said, "By the way, you wanna get hitched?" This is as romantic as my life will ever get. Yay. FML
Today, the guy I've been texting told me he loved me and he couldn't wait to make me his wife, and he couldn't wait for us to have kids and grow old together. I've only known him for 3 days. FML
Today, my 15-year-old son told me that he and his new girlfriend are deeply in love and are meant for each other. The "girlfriend" in question? My fiancé's 12-year old daughter. FML
Today, I thought my online boyfriend was calling me, so the first line I said was "Hey, Baby." His wife answered with, "This is Jenny. Who's this?" After speaking for thirty minutes, I found out he's married, fifty-eight, and has two kids. I'm seventeen. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend’s 6 year-old son. The first thing he said to me was, "You’re not going to leave us for another man like mommy did, right?" FML
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V_ImPrototype_V 17
He's showing he's committed, at least
VanillaBeanGhost 15
At least he corrected himself!
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Comments (42)
SomeRandomUser 19
17-year-olds can be really awkward.
fearbasel04 9
does he watch American shows? how I meet your mother, comes into mind.
oldmonk007 6
Two possiblities .. 1. You are his dream girl. Or 2. He wanna go down in your pants as soon as possible..!!
Diegoba12 16
honestly, idk about other guys, but when I was 17 I was inexperienced with the whole dating thing. I had gfs before but not serious you know, so when I finally got a serious one at 17...I would say weird stuff too but nothing bad or serious. it's just that maybe he likes how you guys met. people at 17 are awkward. especially if it's his first serious relationship even if it has only been 2 weeks.
zaidthunder1 27
I suppose your boyfriend just watched the series finale of HIMYM.
mezochan 29
Well, I started dating my husband when I was 16. Ten years and one kid later, we're still together. However, we didn't talk like that. We might be weird but we're not THAT weird.
maemismile 22
Run, bitch, run!
Cslagem 10
Could be that he just had a slip of the mind and it came out wrong. Maybe if the way you met was interesting and he meant like "oh I can't wait to look back on it in the (hopefully) long and fruitful relationship?" Dunno
Shadowtrooper34 16
I'd probably do that, if I somehow got a girlfriend. maybe he's got a mentality like myself