Today, my boyfriend said, "One day I'll tell my children how I met you. I mean, our children." It's pretty cute, except for the fact that we're 17 and have been dating for only two weeks. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend told me that she wants to marry me and have my children. I’m 15. We've been dating for 3 weeks. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's mother for the first time. She greeted us holding a baby, and I told her how cute her son was. She told me that it was her grandson. Turns out my boyfriend is the father. We're 16. FML
Today, I was babysitting a five year-old boy. Somehow the topic of relationships came up, and he asked me if I had a boyfriend. When I told him that I was single, he got all excited and asked if he could be my boyfriend. It would have been cute… except he was the first guy to ever ask me out. I'm 18. FML
Today, my adorable five and a half year old boy told me that when he grows up he's going to be my boyfriend. I thought it was kinda cute until I asked him why. "Because you need one." FML
Today, I was at a restaurant with my kids. I told my 13 year old about how the very first time she said she loved me. She was 2 and it was at this very restaurant. I told her the details and even started tearing up a little. She didn't even look up from her cell phone and said, "That's fab, ma." FML
Today, my boyfriend of several years, and father of our one-year-old child, finally proposed. He was making idle conversation from twenty feet away and casually said, "By the way, you wanna get hitched?" This is as romantic as my life will ever get. Yay. FML
Today, the guy I've been texting told me he loved me and he couldn't wait to make me his wife, and he couldn't wait for us to have kids and grow old together. I've only known him for 3 days. FML
Today, my 15-year-old son told me that he and his new girlfriend are deeply in love and are meant for each other. The "girlfriend" in question? My fiancé's 12-year old daughter. FML
Today, I thought my online boyfriend was calling me, so the first line I said was "Hey, Baby." His wife answered with, "This is Jenny. Who's this?" After speaking for thirty minutes, I found out he's married, fifty-eight, and has two kids. I'm seventeen. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend’s 6 year-old son. The first thing he said to me was, "You’re not going to leave us for another man like mommy did, right?" FML
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V_ImPrototype_V 17
He's showing he's committed, at least
VanillaBeanGhost 15
At least he corrected himself!
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Comments (42)
TheShiphoo 14
Sikke en wierdo
nykkilynn16 7
Kids are weird. You'll probably have a different dude in a month anyway.
Aethereal 14
Unless he keeps regularly bringing things like that up, I'd assume it was a slightly botched offhand joke rather than a serious comment. May even be a reference to the show.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Probably just too young to have learned that a comment like that comes off as creepy rather than simply showing you like someone a lot.
evergreengirl202 10
I have had multiple boyfriends say something similar in high school. It's just him wanting to show her he cares. It's not intended to be creepy.
vOIDmASS 13
RUN
RinoaHeartilly 36
That's more than a little worrisome.
heaventlyassbutt 2
run as far as you can. Clinger alert!
xxDeeStar 27
I don't get why people are calling the guy clingy and telling her to run? Sure, two weeks in might not be the ideal time to say something like that but I know that some people date with the idea of commitment. Personally, I don't see the point of dating "just for fun". It's just weird. Why not go in with the intentional of commitment if you like the person and ONLY IF they show reason to "back away" THEN take the necessary steps.
Jdgreen429 13
Yeah I'd run far far away from that