Today, my ex-best friend, who I haven't spoken to in a year because of how obsessive she got, posted a picture of herself with dyed brown hair and glasses. We look like twins. Even I thought it was me. Some people are commenting that I look beautiful. School starts tomorrow. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my high school reunion. Someone walked up to me and said, "Wow, you look so different!" She then followed it up with, "You used to be so pretty, what happened?" FML
Today, I walked into school confident about the new hair color I'd had done over the weekend. My drama teacher apparently dyed her hair the same color; everyone noticed and thought I'd copied her. FML
Today, my kid made a new friend at school. When I asked her to describe her new friend, she said, "She looks kinda like you, only pretty." FML
Today, a new girl showed up at my school and everyone really seems to be intrigued about her. I've been told at least five times today that she is the hotter version of me. FML
Today, I had my hair done for the first time in 3 years. I loved it. My boyfriend told me I look like his ex. FML
Today, I looked up my childhood bully on Facebook, hoping she'd gone fat and ugly. Turns out she's drop-dead gorgeous and very successful. FML
Today, there's a new freshman at my school that looks exactly like me. Whenever we see her, my friends shout "Twinzies!" I don't have anything against her, but I'm bummed because I'm a male senior. FML
Today, I finally exchanged pictures with the woman I've been seeing online for some time now. She replied, saying "Thats not funny. Some people actually look like that." I sent my real picture, and thought I actually looked pretty good in it. FML
Today, I saw my friend's ex and noticed she had gained a ton of weight since he dated her and had been dating someone else. It reminded me of my friend, so I messaged him and made a joke about her being unrecognizable. He informed me that they started seeing each other again last week. FML
Today, my friend sent me a weird selfie in black and white. I sent one back, and she said I looked like an 80s porn star. It was funny, but then three of my friends had the same reaction. I didn't even look good in the picture. FML
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Anubis94 24
She's beatin you at your own looks?? Sounds like a confrontation is in order
Seabass_Chan 33
Show up at school wearing a blonde wig and contact lenses, she'll definitely be surprised. In all seriousness, I'd speak to her parents if I were you. Stories like this never end well.
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Comments (33)
tomvertigo 17
If she isn't your friend but you know she posted a picture of herself I have to assume you are friends on social media which makes you creepy, too since you are clearly using it to stalk her... fyi
tymarie2012 31
She doesn't necessarily have to be friends with someone to see what they post. Especially if they have mutual friends and a friend was tagged in said photo, or the friend liked/commented on it.
juuuliaaa_fml 28
Tell your parents so they can help you go talk to her parents. that's just creepy
Idiot_Penguini 7
There can only be one. Let the battle begin. BTW you'll win if you set her house on fire at night.
SUN_lover 19
Hope everything is okay, feel bad for you OP.
sillygirl247 14
Maybe you are full of yourself. You don't own the brown hair and glasses look..
MarkGaus 12
Look like twins= same look People comment "it looks great" + twins= you look great
pancakessdsjsn 17
That is insane. On a completely unrelated note, have you checked who's in your closet?
withered 30
Uhm... Creepy. Be careful. This does not sound healthy.
fantasyworld 39
<p>I'd be careful, this sounds like something out of Single White Female or The roommate.</p>
Ciela 22
Omg wtf, I recommend you to get a restraining order or die your hair a different color