Today, my ex-best friend, who I haven't spoken to in a year because of how obsessive she got, posted a picture of herself with dyed brown hair and glasses. We look like twins. Even I thought it was me. Some people are commenting that I look beautiful. School starts tomorrow. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my high school reunion. Someone walked up to me and said, "Wow, you look so different!" She then followed it up with, "You used to be so pretty, what happened?" FML
Today, I walked into school confident about the new hair color I'd had done over the weekend. My drama teacher apparently dyed her hair the same color; everyone noticed and thought I'd copied her. FML
Today, my kid made a new friend at school. When I asked her to describe her new friend, she said, "She looks kinda like you, only pretty." FML
Today, a new girl showed up at my school and everyone really seems to be intrigued about her. I've been told at least five times today that she is the hotter version of me. FML
Today, I had my hair done for the first time in 3 years. I loved it. My boyfriend told me I look like his ex. FML
Today, I looked up my childhood bully on Facebook, hoping she'd gone fat and ugly. Turns out she's drop-dead gorgeous and very successful. FML
Today, there's a new freshman at my school that looks exactly like me. Whenever we see her, my friends shout "Twinzies!" I don't have anything against her, but I'm bummed because I'm a male senior. FML
Today, I finally exchanged pictures with the woman I've been seeing online for some time now. She replied, saying "Thats not funny. Some people actually look like that." I sent my real picture, and thought I actually looked pretty good in it. FML
Today, I saw my friend's ex and noticed she had gained a ton of weight since he dated her and had been dating someone else. It reminded me of my friend, so I messaged him and made a joke about her being unrecognizable. He informed me that they started seeing each other again last week. FML
Today, my friend sent me a weird selfie in black and white. I sent one back, and she said I looked like an 80s porn star. It was funny, but then three of my friends had the same reaction. I didn't even look good in the picture. FML
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Top comments
Anubis94 24
She's beatin you at your own looks?? Sounds like a confrontation is in order
Seabass_Chan 33
Show up at school wearing a blonde wig and contact lenses, she'll definitely be surprised. In all seriousness, I'd speak to her parents if I were you. Stories like this never end well.
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Comments (33)
NYGiants1925 22
#2 That's exactly what I was thinking.
Dodge4x4Ram 46
take it as a compliment
sempisaviour 17
Exactly. I don't get the fuss over this.
katykills 15
Pics or it didn't happen
Tannasgh 22
Creepy...
trucker2 33
Twins
Oceanborn_fml 24
Is nobody wondering how OP could even see this picture? Sounds to me like she hasn't spoken but still kept her on Facebook etc. Sure sucks for you, but in that case I'd still think YDI for not making a clear cut despite knowing she's obsessive enough to stop being friends.
freaky78 10
They could have the same friends on FB, so if she post a picture with one of them it would show up on OP page.
False_Stupidity 42
Just make sure your friends know what's going on. Really highlight the fact that this other girl is so jealous that she wants to be you. Once the word gets around like it always does then she will cop heaps from the other kids.
thunderniron 22
Sounds like "Single White Female" all over.
_heavenlysasa 16
Makes me think of the movie single white female. Be careful.
ilanie04 16
I hope you update us and comment in a week! GOOD LUCK