Today, yet again, my boss whined to me like a baby over being "friend-zoned" by his secretary. Not only does he basically stalk her and make her eat lunch with him every day, she's a lesbian in a committed relationship. He suspended me after I lost it and told him to see a fucking therapist. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss sent me to a meeting with a client I've never met to do some damage control and renegotiate his contract. For two hours, he alternated between threatening to sue us, and making vulgar comments about raping me in his office. FML
Today, after telling my boss that trailing a hand up someone's leg and leering at them constantly is counted as sexual harassment, I got called an "unappreciative little whiny bitch." FML
Today, I went to deliver some reports to my boss in his office. He was facing away from me and ranting about his "useless employees", so I slipped in and waited for him to put the phone down. Turns out he was talking to himself. When he noticed me, he bitched me out and threatened to fire me. FML
Today, my spineless shitwhip of a boss made me go fire a notoriously abusive employee. I had to act like firing him was my decision, even though I'm the secretary. Now I get to live in constant fear that the guy was serious when he threatened to find out where I live and kill me. FML
Today, I told my boss about a coworker that had been hitting on me. She looked me dead in the eye and said "I was afraid that would happen. He's a bit of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, my boss called me to his office, and played back a recording of me telling a co-worker that if I still worked there in a year, I would hang myself. He then bitched me out for unprofessional conduct. The taped conversation took place over a year ago, with my recently ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my boss fired me after chewing me out for the horrible date he had with my mother. FML
Today, I tried to drown out the petulant whining of my idiot coworker as he droned on and on about how, “bitches don’t appreciate good men.” He’s 35, lives at home, still uses the term 'friendzone' and has the hygiene of a sewer-dwelling ogre. I was written up for for snapping and yelling at him. FML
Today, my boss found me on a dating app. He found it perfectly acceptable to message me and didn't understand why I wasn't comfortable with it. He now wants to have a meeting with me about inappropriate behavior outside of work. FML
Today, I went to my boss with concerns that my manager is dumping her responsibilities on me. He agreed and told me to just do whatever she wants. She gets paid twice as much as me to talk on her cellphone all day. FML
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LadyGore 12
I'm pretty sure that's sexual harassment and can be sued for that.
JJBADGE10 7
That sucks sorry OP that your boss is a creeper
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badactor009 0
Do you know why a-holes like this act the way they do? Because they get away with it. It is that simple. His antics might not work for his desired end state ( lay the lesbian secretary) but he has not been stopped either. The second and third order influences of doing nothing about this are toxic. I suggest that OP consider chatting with the secretary and both of them going to HR and stand up to this A-hole. If OP doesn't stand up to this guy he will begin looking for who is next and push harder. Perhaps lunch turns into overnight business trips?
zebrapattern 6
uh, so you screamed at your boss? Lucky you didn't get fired. you deserves it.
13teesha13 0
tahahaaaa thats prime
doglover100 29
He seems like a creep.
UsagiArwen 23
I'm torn between fyl and ydi. On one hand, I can completely understand and I think something should be done. Losing it on your *Boss* is not what should be done. You need to report it to higher ups, and talk to his secretary to go for sexual harassment. What your boss is doing is against the law and you need to fight it, not bitch him out. He doesn't think he's in the wrong, and some lowly employee (not that you're low, but in his opinion you're just a subservient/subordinate) is not going to tell him otherwise. Basically, you're not in the position to tell him he's a creep and needs help, even though you're right. So this complaint needs to go above his head, and with a full follow up from the secretary.
sunkistfitch 4
I can't decide if this is and FML or a YDI. You did tell him to see a therapist, in a very vulgar manner but for a good reason.... FML and YDI.
My3sons 3
Good job sticking up for the co-worker! Maybe time to involve HR and have the boss check out the unemployment office
MrRyanz 6
WOW that is weird
yousuck44 11
Every move you'll make every step you take I'll be watching you. I think ops boss been listening to much police.
EvilDave 13
Get together with the secretary and have him fired for sexual harassment. You are the perfect witness.