Today, at my sister's wedding, I went to the very back of the crowd of women waiting to catch the bouquet. Not only did I end up catching it, I was accosted by a crazy chick who ripped it out of my hands, screaming at me in Italian. I later found out she was already engaged. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a wedding, and during the bouquet toss, I stood back and let the single ladies have their moment. The bouquet flew straight at me, hit me in the face, and I instinctively grabbed it. Now everyone thinks I’m desperate to get married. FML
Today, at my sister's wedding, she and I had a plan that she would purposely throw the bouquet to my girlfriend, then I would propose in front of everyone. When the bouquet landed in my girlfriend's lap, she screamed, "Ew, no way" and threw it to someone else. FML
Today, at a wedding reception, I accidentally caught the bouquet. I got cussed out by the women who were fighting over it for being uninvited and party crashing. I'm a busgirl and the bouquet only landed on the tray I was holding. FML
Today, my sister and her new husband invited our family and my fiancé over to look at their wedding pictures. Turns out, I caught the bouquet and flashed the world in the process. FML
Today, I was at a wedding reception. Everyone got offended when I threw my hands up and backed off to avoid catching the garter and let the two guys on either side fight for it. Nothing but laughs for the cousin who grabbed the bouquet out of someone else's hand and punched her, though. FML
Today, my wife tried to catch the bouquet at my sister's wedding. Afterward I informed her that only single women were supposed to do that, and she replied "I know". My wife told me that she was divorcing me at my sister's wedding. FML
Today, I congratulated a bride standing in front of a church in a white dress. Turns out she'd been stood up at the altar. She thrashed me with her bouquet. FML
Today, I was at a wedding and caught the bouquet. My boyfriend of five years panicked and proposed on the spot, thinking I was hinting at something. I just wanted to catch some flowers, but I had to tell him to get a grip without hurting his feelings. FML
Today, we went to the wedding of one of my friends. As she was about to throw her bouquet, my boyfriend muttered that if I tried to catch it, we'd be through. FML
Today, my girlfriend caught the bouquet at her sister's wedding. I took it as a sign so after we got home, I proposed. She laughed and said no way. I'm done. FML
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Top comments
scarman_fml 14
gotta love Italian weddings
SharnaaaBanana 22
Well that was rude
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zombraingirl 11
Go to her wedding and steal her bouquet at the alter. Payback's a bitch.
Garrett2818 21
Yea why not just bang her fiancé to
SmoothPancakes 10
All is fair in love and war.
LennyComa 39
Some time's women go crazy at the Bouquet toss, Like Men go crazy on Free wings day at hooters. Let the crazy Lady have the Bouquet, it's not like the antiquated tradition has any real influence anyways.
jsrpooh 10
And? It doesn't matter if you're engaged already or not to catch a bouquet. smh.
Lil_Red777 21
It does, because that means she's already getting married. Catching the bouquet means someone will be getting engaged next.
brandoneyez1 25
Poor thing wanted good luck.apparently it meant a lot to her.
BvbArmy_0 18
Did the bride happen to have a pierced nipple? (Referring to earlier fml)
vikky538 29
well at least it was just bouquet and not your boy friend... so ppl are crazy at weddings.
worldclassrager 41
Did her fiancé catch the garter? That would be the only reasonable idea why she would do thag
GentlemanBastard 15
Cazzo la mia vita! (**** my life in Italian) just in case anyone wanted to know.
albertozeta_fml 9
Well actually in Italy the girl that catches the bouquet is the very next one to be married. Obviously it's a superstition but I suppose that the crazy girl didn't know it, and this should explain her crazy reaction. I would like to add just one thing: no, italian girls are not all like that one. The biggest part, but not all.
ibanghellokitty 8
Lol oh well you caught it first so the power of marriage has gone to you that's why she was so pissed!!