Today, my boyfriend hasn’t asked for sex in a while, like months, and when I asked him about it he admitted that every day I shout at him, snap at him or act bitchy about anything not his fault, he has a wank and goes to sleep rather than bother asking me for sex. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend asked why I’ve been so grumpy lately. When I told him it’s because our relationship has been severely lacking in intimacy, he sighed heavily and said, “Ugh, fine, let’s just get it over with!” Gee, thanks babe. FML
Today, my husband won’t have sex with me anymore because he can’t be bothered. That’s been his excuse for almost three weeks, but he insists there’s nothing wrong, he just doesn’t want to. For reference, we had sex almost every day before this, so this is very abnormal behavior. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he’s no longer interested in sex with me, as he just can't be bothered. FML
Today, and every time I don’t feel like having sex with my boyfriend, he audibly jerks off, and passively aggressively moans to try and guilt trip me into doing it. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
Today, after an argument, my husband bet he could go longer without sex than me, since he’s used to me turning him down for weeks at a time, it’s now been a month, and all I want to do is rub against him like a cat, while he’s walking around completely unbothered. He even ignores me when I’m naked. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me for sex and when I said no, he asked me to leave. When I demanded to know why, he told me I had reached his limit: if I denied him sex for longer than 6 weeks in a row then clearly I’m not interested in an adult relationship, and need to get the hell out. Asshole. FML
Today, my boyfriend kept whining at me, asking why I wouldn't have sex with him, seemingly not caring that my parents were in the room. FML
Today, I learned that my boyfriend waits 'til I am asleep to wack off to porn on the internet. We haven't had sex in months because he doesn't want to. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend why we never have sex anymore. He said, "Honestly, you lie there with your arms balled up against your chest, you don't moan or give any indication that you're enjoying things. It makes me really uncomfortable." FML
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Top comments
Ambrily 27
So, what you're basically saying is that you're a bitch to him at least once a day? At this point, I wonder why he keeps putting up with that. Still more of a F his L though.
peterblackmer91 12
Well there you go. He thinks you're not too pleasant to be with.
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Comments (23)
bleachedraven 14
I'd have to agree with most of these comments...ask him, be nicer, communicate.
BurnInDemonFire 39
You blame him for things that aren't his fault too? Are you his girlfriend, or his mom? It's justified for him to punish you for no reason when you're doing the same thing, so maybe vent your anger at the real person/s who are to blame.
mando 10
Being blamed for everything that goes wrong would be miserable. Seems like he's being a good sport if that's his only reaction.
Glitterbaby2613 20
stop being bitchy, it's not a cute look on ANYONE, treat those you love with LOVE and RESPECT and you'll go far
newwitch2010 11
Hmm, maybe time to change your attitude?
DarkAngelsBlade 25
Obviously if your complaints are valid that's on him. Buuut when they're not, that's on you. Hormones only earn you so much forgiveness, and that's on both sides.
OnReceivingEnd 18
BF: "I wanted to have sex with you, but you keep talking me out of it."
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Has he not heard of makeup sex? :D
Umar Malik 9
At least he told you the reality, why won't you play your part now and tell him about your version of truth to find common grounds before you guys split?