Today, my crush came to my house to watch movies with me. We were sitting on the couch when he turned to me and said that he had had a dream about me the night before. I moved in to kiss him, thinking he liked me. He then added that I had fallen of a cliff and he had pissed himself laughing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my crush took me to a park and told me he loved me. We sat on an old bench and were just about to kiss when I screamed. I now have a huge splinter in my arse and he can't stop laughing. FML
Today, I woke up feeling ecstatic, because last night, my crush had told my best friend he likes me a lot. I sent him a text message telling him the feeling is mutual. A little while after sending it, it hit me that his confession had only been part of a dream. FML
Today, my crush and I were volunteering at a local farm. He confessed to me that I'm one of the most beautiful girls he's ever seen. Just as he leaned in to kiss me, I lost my footing and fell into a pile of horse shit. He just stood there, pointing and laughing. FML
Today, my two friends and I went to the movies. One of my friends brought my crush. They started making out, leaning over the armrest, until they were practically in my lap. Saliva got on my arm. FML
Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML
Today, I finally told my crush I liked him. He smiled and said, “That’s sweet, but I thought you knew I was seeing someone.” I laughed awkwardly and said, “Of course, I was just joking!” Then I immediately tripped over my own bag while leaving. FML
Today, I took my crush to see a movie. During the movie, I made a move and put my arm around her. As I reached over, my hand went straight into the popcorn tub, and I knocked it over. It spilled everywhere, all over her lap, all over me, and on the floor. I spent the next 15 minutes trying to clean up, while she awkwardly avoided eye contact. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to ask out my crush. She said yes and I was really happy. Then I woke up. FML
Today, my crush grabbed my butt while I was walking up the stairs. In surprise I farted. He won't even look me in the eyes now. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my new boyfriend. I got tired so I thought it would be cute to fall asleep on him. He woke me up and said, "You got me wet." Thinking it was a joke, I said smoothly, "That's what she said!" He replied "No, really." I looked down, I'd drooled all over his shirt. FML
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redbluegreen 41
At least you know where you stand now. One of my crushes told me he had a dream I got hit in the face with a soccer ball by one of his other girl friends. She ended up being his girlfriend a month later. It's better be safe, and wait for him to kiss you, I think.
jncwmnd 0
thats why you ask what the dream was about first before just assuming YDI
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uchihasasuke 0
Agree with #4
robodoll 0
Boring!!!
tonia_fml 0
:[. FYL.
98_PACKERS 0
# 5 is a douche. yeah, so she is easy for going in for a kiss. its not like she stradled the guy and started thrusting about. i think it totally sux. a girl took the initiative only to have it backfire. i think some people just like to say YDI for any reason even if it makes 0 sense.
CMunk 0
I hope the guy wet his bed that night. FYL
TheGasMaskGuy 0
That's not even how the joke goes. what a toolbox.
MIKENYC 0
U should start giving him head and he's urs
genius_man16 1
yeah that sucks, but you'll get over it I agree with #83 tho, that will work for sure
aquarius6 0
Awwwwhh thats so romantic
amiss 2
Jesus, how old are you? This guy sounds like he's in grade school.