Today, I got in a huge fight with my mom, so I went to my room and locked myself in there and played loud music so I didn't have to hear her. She then started yelling at me on Facebook, so I logged out of Facebook. She then started yelling at me on Yahoo. Damn technology. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I wanted to spend the day cleaning my room. My mom thinks that I was lying just to stay home, so she yelled at me to go to her shop. At the shop, she yelled at me for not being any help. When we got home she yelled at me for having a messy room. FML
Today, I was dumped. I ran home and cried and ranted on and on to my mother. After about 10 minutes of talking, she threw a book at my face and said, "No wonder he dumped you! You can't shut up!" FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML
Today, while waiting for my mom to pick me up from university, I took out my phone and pretended to talk to someone. I didn't think people still pointed and laughed, but apparently they do when your mom pulls up and shouts, "Stop pretending to talk to someone." FML
Today, my mother stopped speaking to me because I won’t let her babysit anymore. Her idea of babysitting is to sit my daughter alone with a tablet and a pile of sugary junk food for 7 hours straight. FML
Today, my little brother told me to give him my phone so he could play a game on it. I said no, because I was taking a call from a friend at the time. He then walked over to the wall, headbutted it, burst into tears, then told my parents that I punched him. They believed him. FML
Today, I found myself sneaking into my apartment to avoid the old lady who lives next to me. Funnily enough, I moved into my own apartment because I was tired of sneaking into it to avoid my mom, who lived with me. FML
Today, I found my daughter on Facebook after years of looking for her after the divorce. It turns out it was my ex pretending to be my daughter so she could track me down. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, I was feeling terrible and posted on Facebook about how I was stressed out and feeling really lonely. My sister replied saying "#fatfuckproblems". 13 people liked it and some so-called friends posted stuff like "rekt" and "SLAYED, bitch!", all in less than a minute. FML
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Top comments
MCart_fml 0
Delete Friend/Block Button. Harassment from the fam is still harassment. #8, totally with you, some people never get enough of laying their anger on others to make themselves feel better.
Vball6 19
And how exactly do you know he/she is 18?
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Comments (50)
ritalinboy 1
my mom still hasnt figured out facebook :) that or shees too lazy theres also a new feature that lets you hide yourself from a select group of "friends"
zmiddz 0
Im still wondering why you talk to your mom on facebook.
CHILL222 0
ur friends with ur mom on facebook?...rely
samantha15 0
haha that's pretty funny, I hope you told her to back off later so you could calm down. haha
Creeper88 0
to 5, and everyone else who thinks that parents deserve a hearing simply because you are their progeny. 1. Screw you. 2. Some parents don't deserve this courtesy. (i.e. the insane, drunk, or incredibly stupid) 3. Backing off is an important part of any relationship. And a note to the author, ignore previous comment. You still sound like a whiny brat.
NightmareLink561 0
so turn off your computer :/
xSusannah 0
lol your mums awesome!
SoFaded80 0
hahahaha@ #8 and op, y did u add her as a friend on fb in the first place?
bigraws23 0
haha
fegd 0
hahaha your mom is awesome