Today, I was listening to some Michael Jackson through my earphones when I saw this really cute girl. Trying to impress, I approached her while doing some dance moves, not thinking about how unbelievably stupid it must have looked without the music. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at the gym, I saw this really pretty girl. Trying to impress her, I started lifting with heavy weights. One of the weights slipped out of my hand. I then dropped the other one, trying to make it seem like it was on purpose. I dropped the weight on my phone. I squealed. She giggled. FML
Today, as I was about to walk across the street, a girl in front of me who clearly wasn't paying attention to the traffic, almost got run over. I grabbed her arm and jumped back. She was fine. I fell and fractured my arm and wrist. FML
Today, the girl I have a crush on texted me to go out tonight. When I got to her house, she peered at me quizzically and asked, "What do you want? Did I text you?" FML
Today, as I waited to fly home, a very attractive woman smiled and gestured towards the seat next to me. However, a hyperactive child and his mother barged past into said empty seats. The woman really hit it off with the guy behind, while I was stuck listening to a kid scream at Angry Birds. FML
Today, my mother and I walked past my boyfriend, whom she's never met. After we casually greeted each other and went on our way, my mother said, "He's cute. Who is he?" I paused for a second and replied, "That's my boyfriend." She then said, "Does he know that?" FML
Today, I found out that licking your very chapped lips while totally zoned out and looking in the general direction of a girl, will end up with you becoming the massive college creeper that everyone avoids. FML
Today, while waiting for my mom to pick me up from university, I took out my phone and pretended to talk to someone. I didn't think people still pointed and laughed, but apparently they do when your mom pulls up and shouts, "Stop pretending to talk to someone." FML
Today, while I was removing my makeup with my boyfriend watching, he mentioned that he used to think girls were prettier without makeup on, but he'd now changed his mind. FML
Today, my band played for our school. We were cheered for and everything. Being the lead singer, I tried to look cool and push the mic away and pull it back by pushing down the bottom of the stand with my foot. It hit my face and I bled like crazy, but I kept singing. No one clapped at the end. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML
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Top comments
saIty 17
Grabbing your crotch while moonwalking?... Not always the best way to impress a lady.
DontClickOnMe 28
I pressed YDI as soon as I saw "trying to impress." But hopefully she thought it was cute. :)
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Comments (81)
helloandfuckyou2 1
Hahahahha! Nerd ;)
hockeyoceancity 13
Hahahahha! Idiot! :)
WretchedOnyx 29
Why are people so rude.
GothicAngel17 24
51- and stupid, apparently. Obviously this idiot has no grasp of the meaning of the term "nerd".
mykalt18 2
I have heard this exact same thing somewhere before, wording and all. Possibly on a Facebook meme or something.
thisismeFMLing 0
so?
mhopper 13
Next time don't try so hard.
hama806 19
Don't worry OP, she probably thought it was cute. The things we do for love.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Bahahaha ! I just cannot help picturing the scene! You made my day!
MissAmz 7
Hopefully she noticed the headphones in realized what you were doing. If the dance moves were really good, you would probably score a phone number.. If not, then oh well. :P
jaredofmo 22
Let the music move you! But... never expect to impress anyone with your moves. Amuse them with your moves, however... That can be done! I speak from experience.
linkinpark98 24
I bet people thought you were a total freak after the crotch grabbing and pelvic thrusts. But whatever, OP. MJ would be proud. ;)
thisismeFMLing 0
so what?
GothicAngel17 24
GBecause whether or not he was a drug addict or a pedo or whatever else people think he was, he made great music. Especially compared to the retarded popular music today. All music today is just a random collection of horrible sounds with repeated lyrics to make them rhyme, and all they sing about is sex, drugs and alcohol.
ShyAnn29 15
I like his music, and a lot of other people do too!
hockeyoceancity 13
35- Don't forget guns/killing! They sing about that every so often.
FaithDawson 8
I thoroughly enjoy Michael Jackson's music!
AaliyahMorgan143 5
I listen to Michael Jackson! Man Michael Jackson my home skillet biscuit. Orange juice included
Swiftie 0
Gothic, how can you say "all" music? 1 - That is your personal opinion, and 2 - There is some pretty good music out there. Songs that don't make it on the radio, so if you searched, I'm sure you'd find something good!
hockeyoceancity 13
65- She said "popular music" meaning the music on the radio, not songs you have to search for. I agree with you though; all the good music i like is hidden.
rebelliousshroom 12
I'm happy to be the one to inform you that music exists outside MTV and the like. You will discover that there are multiple genres to explore.
GothicAngel17 24
65, 74 is right. I said "popular music" meaning the crappy music you hear on the radio. I wasn't referring to the good genres that arent as popular as crap music.