Today, my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to pick me up and throw me on the bed. I rolled off and broke my collarbone. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, in an attempt to be sexy, my boyfriend picked me up and threw me down onto the bed. I fell straight through it. FML
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Today, I thought it would be a good idea to jump out from behind the bedroom door to surprise my boyfriend on his birthday. I slipped and broke two ribs when I hit the ground. Instead of a sexy birthday evening, he got to take me to hospital. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to throw me against the wall and kiss me like they do in the movies. Being all aggressive and smooth, he grabs my shirt and pushes me. He pushed a little too hard and my head was thrown back into the wall. I was knocked out for ten minutes. FML
Today, my boyfriend was trying to tackle me to the bed when we heard a loud pop. The pop turned out to be him breaking my pinky finger. FML
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meganasoarus 0
why did you roll off? you're supposed to stay on the bed.
DahkLohd 4
Maybe she's really round, so that's why she rolled off.
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Comments (76)
5t3ff1k4h 45
Awe, come on. Casts and braces are hot! Right? *looks around nervously*
Judus_beej 0
they are if you enjoy the movie crash by David cronenberg. not the other crash movie about racism.
shoelaces301 0
i broke my collar bone! its not fun
yumsugarr 8
Owww! Don't be that mad at your boyfriend though..he was just trying to be nice.
mintcar 10
Haha, my ex boyfriend did that to me as well. My injuries weren't as severe though. FYL.
bigbadtim 7
There is nothing as sexy as a trip to the ER together.
DocBastard 40
I always heard that the French make the best lovers, but it sounds to me like French foreplay is weird.
BelleElle_fml 5
That usually works out... why did you roll off?
bowlingenius 0
Why are Canadians so fine!
AceArctic 4
In all honesty though, it was sexy.
BadKitty13 28
OMG ! that must have hurt ! It was an acccident. Ya gotta at least give the guy some credit for an attempt at for some romance !!!!!. Hope you feel better soon ! xo
purplecowchik 5
F your boyfriend's life. How is he going to get laid if his girlfriend has a broken collarbone??
Molkerei 0
very carefully?
rldostie 19
That WOULD have been sexy had you not fubared it up and rolled off.