Today, I was one of five people called up to the front in class to receive a special notice from the school administration. The first four people received awards for outstanding effort in school. Mine was a notice that I had overdue library fines. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got sent out of the class for "inappropriate" behaviour. The teacher later forgot about me and sent a notice home to my parents stating that I skipped class. FML
Today, I tried to return a library book sneakily to avoid the overdue fine. I slid it on the counter but the scanner screamed, lights flashed, and the librarian announced my humiliatingly overdue name like a game show host. FML
Today, I attended my school's special invitation-only awards ceremony, relieved that I was getting a much-needed scholarship. I watched all my friends go up and win scholarships. In the end, I only got a certificate for doing well on the PSAT. My whole family showed up for this. FML
Today, was my high school's senior awards ceremony. Over 400 people were crammed in the hot auditorium. I won five awards and each time I was called up the laughter grew louder. Apparently even the back row could see my pit stains. FML
Today, I went to an Honors Convocation for my school. I received a letter a few weeks earlier telling me I received an award. Surprised and proud, I invited my family to join me to see what award I was receiving. I couldn't find my name in the program. I was invited by mistake. FML
Today, my parents got a call from my English teacher. She told them that I have 14 days of detention because I've been cutting class. I've been there every day, but apparently she never noticed me. FML
Today, I was elected "class mom", even though I didn’t want to do it. I was also handed several envelopes in the hectic school hallway, containing parental cash contributions for the year. I lost several of the envelopes while rushing to my car, and now have to contribute €100 instead of €25. FML
Today, we were having a school prize giving. I heard my name called and I walked up to the stage waving and smiling, feeling rather proud of myself. I stood by the microphone and started my acceptance speech, only to be tapped on the shoulder by the girl they'd actually called up. FML
Today, I got cited for "internet plagiarism" and called to the dean's office. I'd been sitting a closed-book written exam, and my teacher had been breathing down my neck the whole time. FML
Today, I was sternly told that if I didn't pass more students, I would be out of a job. I then went to my class to collect papers, and was stymied by how I could be giving passing grades to the 12 of 24 who didn't turn anything in. College students. FML
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TheBarnacle 4
you got owned. big time.
perdix 31
The whole "awards ceremony" facade was just a big scam -- it was really a school-wide intervention to confront you about your hoarding behavior. They want you to go to the meetings of Pack Rats Anonymous. It's like all of those 12-step programs, except that it's only 4 steps. They don't want you bastards hoarding steps!
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Comments (83)
jpgray1982 0
at least they are coming to you now, instead of you finding out right before graduation that you can't walk with your class due to unpaid fines.
danielle1996 0
to #7 WTF is wrong with " getting laid" at 23 ever hear of waitng till marrige?
ibanez370 0
LOL at 49 ^^ ... and this is the dumbest fml i ever read..
ibanez370 0
LOL ^^
ClaireBear16757 0
at least you read then
Xanax_Pazzo 0
haha before I left school, that shit uses to happen to me all the time. I'd be pissed man :(
varkey 7
#7: Why would you want to get laid before "23" anyways? And not all smart people are nerds, in fact it's just that most people are idiots. To OP: They did this in front of everyone? That's really funny.
Michaelax540x 0
who really reads books?
mona_is_here 10
I do and I think that reading makes you smart , educated and just an interesting person to talk to. People who don't read books are degrading. it's fun once you start actually.
azelastine 4
lol
Whenbearsregin 0
Something stupid like this happened to me when I was younger, too, except they didn't mean to call me up. 10 kids got honors and I stood there the whole time until they realized I was supposed to be up there.