Today, my mom decided our whole family is going on a diet. Why? Because the vet told us our dog is overweight, and she "didn't want Twix to suffer alone." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my dog to the vet and she was diagnosed with obesity. The vet then told me that dogs usually imitate their owners eating and behavior habits. FML
Today, I told my kids that our family dog was getting too fat and we should give him a little less food. My youngest daughter whispered to her sister, "Mommy's fat and we still give her food." FML
Today, I found out my family's Thanksgiving was canceled. Why? Because my mom doesn't want to cheat on her diet, so we aren't having it at all. FML
Today, after taking vacation time to visit her, my mom told me she was glad I was leaving so she could get back to her diet. I'm prediabetic and have been trying to manage the condition. She ordered dessert at every meal and was the only one in the family who did. FML
Today, my mum was saying she needs to gain weight because she was underweight according to her doctor. She then said she's going to eat like me in order to gain more weight. FML
Today, I told my mom I was finally going on a diet. She let me know how proud she is of me fighting temptation, by making my favorite cookies and dinner. FML
Today, after being worried for a week because my dog wasn't eating, I paid the vet $120 for her to tell me that my dog doesn't like her dog food. FML
Today, I bought myself a Crumbl cookie as a treat for losing 20lbs. Upon seeing it, my mom screamed at me for cheating on my diet and how I was going to "gain all the weight back" and insisted she eat some of it to "help me out." She left behind a tiny morsel of the cookie with a chocolate chip chunk. FML
Today, I decided to start a new and healthy diet. When I came home from my run this morning, my family decided to show their support by buying takeaway food. FML
Today, I told my parents that I was going on a diet to lose weight and I wanted their support. They brought home donuts and pizza for dinner. FML
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leighxxx998 0
or maybe you're fat and she doesn't want to break it to you
nzl_fml 0
Your dog's name is Twix. Highly unlikely any diet will be successful for you lot.
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leighxxx998 0
or maybe you're fat and she doesn't want to break it to you
cookie_monster2 0
Leigh has a point there
matt1337c 0
I sincerely doubt that.
roxxy_surf 0
your mums stupid
matt1337c 0
dammit. WTF. the comment I meant to reply to got deleted. FML
mona_is_here 10
well sucks for your mum cos Twix barely cares lol
pertained 12
no harm in it, is there? Being healthys good?
CookiesNOJ 0
[Here's mine]
FreeRunn3r 12
Well it is a part of the family an it has feelings to, I guess?
FMLRevoluSean 0
So what? Eating healthy can't be that bad. Dafp!
noobgang7 5
You need to go on a diet if you named your dog after a chocolate bar -.-
apfunction 0
rawrcupcake, it's probably lost in that hairdo.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
37 and 47 FTW!
rohosoccer08 1
candy was kind of a theme for our pets... dogs name is snickers (short for snickerdoodle) cats name was twix... twix had kittens we named them, Oreo, kisses, reeses, kit-kat, and peanut... then our fish's name was skittles lol
wilkshire13 0
ahah I see what u did there op. the dog is fat and called twix,ur mum probably named it and it's probably her fault it is fat, so coz she loves that dog as much as she loves chocolate and she probably feels guilty she goes on a diet with the dog, ur mum is a ******* idiot! just thought you should knw. has a nice day kthxbai:)
megiscool123 0
agree with #1 :)
hooah33 0
whoever said "show me a fat dog and I'll show you a fat owner" is right. take your dog for a run
Jrook 0
36 I'm fairly certain that your picture is a fail. you took a picture of a picture on your tv or computer screen
lonerftl 3
So what's wrong with eating healthy?
skittle68 0
Ha ha yea, take the dog for a walk and it'll be good for both of you :)
FMLRevoluSean 0
36 I'm fairly certain you're retarded.
FMLRevoluSean 0
*69 sorry I guess I do fail. but my pic is real. Dafp!!!
Drakanaa 0
Maybe you shouldn't name the dog after a damn candy. Screw the dog, it probably will start eating other things instead...like your cell phone.
ibanez370 0
when u have a family that names their dog after a candy bar, then u might have an issue. i do believe the mother has the right idea. YDI it for naming the dog twix lol
GinandJenkem 0
1, 2, and 4 are retarded. Eat EVERYTHING IN THE HOUSE.
sertralinaa 2
Are you sure your mom didn't make up that excuse?
M4V3R1CKR13 0
twix is an awedome name for a dog
PatRme 9
twix.... thats a good name!
Jessi2487 0
you can tell op is fat because she names her dog 'twix'... there is no doubt about tht
Jessi2487 0
69- couldnt 36 have picked a better pic of someone if it was fake or something? (no offense 36 i think your pic looks good btw)
ThatBrownChick 0
Well, diets are usually a good thing, if needed. but unless you're underweight I say cheat on your diet. but if you're over weight, stick to it, brah.
shay224ah 5
or maybe you have a fat family and she wants to do something about it
yupitssoph 18
Well if their dog is named after a candy bar I think that's a pretty good indicator of what the rest of the family looks like.
PussPussOmega 0
wat does YDI mean?
legonut4 0
there's strength in numbers and dogs are people too
foodlord 5
It means you deserved it
kybabyy 4
Haha! Your mom wins. I honestly hope you aren't fat and she did it for the dog(:
matt1337c 0
You're Dick Itches
LikeHell_ 6
gd 1 #11 (you deserve it)
Shellbuster 0
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=what+does+YDI+mean
Shellbuster 0
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daltreix 3
YDI for naming your dog after a delicious candy that you have if you need a moment.
brianfantana32 10
YDI means yak dancing igloos, there ya go
sindy23 0
awww how cute
Person1233 13
Need a moment, OP? Chew it over with a "Twix." ;D
Jessi_Rose96 0
Awww! I love your pic. Me and my friend decided I was Belle! Lol.
Tantaran 0
ahaha kittybelle speaks the truth. Your mom is just doing the whole family a favor.
rohosoccer08 1
haha that would be awesome to have all those names!
KittyBelle 3
My husband decided the same, Jessi_Rose - until I met him, I was never much of a "princess-y" sort. But since I'm all the time reading and being irritated by the local rednecks who want nothing more than to drink beer and scratch themselves, he began calling me Belle. :)
flippyyfeatherr 0
tell your mom to go diet what a hoe
nzl_fml 0
Your dog's name is Twix. Highly unlikely any diet will be successful for you lot.
ImaginaryFoe 1
I was thinking that since the dog's name is Twix, it's highly likely they need the diet. Seriously, OP? You're bitching because you have to eat healthy food and lose a stone or three? Thank your mum for finally caring about your health and appearance.
xKelmox 0
ha.
SnowBlind33 0
I've got a feeling your mom made that story up to get around calling you fat and telling you that you need to go on a diet. Today, my mom cared about me. FML
mona_is_here 10
more like 'Today, my mum cared about me but I'm too dumb to appreciate that. FML'