Today, after weeks of being engaged and with the wedding date planned, I finally told my parents. They told me it was my best April Fool's joke ever. I should've waited one more day. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as an April fools day joke, I decided to tell my mom and dad that I was gay. After an awkward silence, my mom looks at me, smiles, and says, "well, we have known for a while." She wasn't joking. FML
Today, I decided I would tell my mom I'm not going to marry my fiancé because it just didn't feel right, only to walk into my own surprise engagement party. FML
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant. He laughed and said, “April Fools, right?” then left the room, still laughing like it was the dumbest thing ever. Tomorrow's April Fools day. I really am pregnant. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 5 years getting intimate with my best friend. When they saw me they immediately stopped and said nothing. After about 5 seconds of silence my boyfriend yells "April fools!" April Fools was 12 days ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML
Today, I was at a family gathering when my aunt asked me if I was seeing anyone special. In a tired and sarcastic tone, I jokingly said, “I’m actually getting married next month!” The room went silent, then some of them cheered. I had to explain I was kidding, but now they’re looking forward to a wedding I didn’t agree to. FML
Today, I came out to my parents. They still think I'm joking. FML
Today, my husband told me to look for a honeymoon resort, since we had to cancel it last year. I looked everything up and got all excited. Just when I asked him for payment information, he said "April Fools!" April Fools was two days ago. FML
Today, my father told all of us that he eloped with his girlfriend of two months. I'm engaged to the woman's daughter, and have been engaged since before they met, but now my family is making fun of me for marrying my "sister". FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend was planning on proposing to me tomorrow. I found out after receiving a couple of a dozen texts from friends and relatives bitching me out for not telling them. Apparently, my dad thought it would be appropriate to make the announcement for me on his Facebook page. FML
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Top comments
Laphog 17
I see you even got a fake ring and fake wedding guest list ....very , very elaborate son. Well done .
blcksocks 19
Everyone is skeptical about everything today. You need proof to back anything you claim on April 1.
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Comments (22)
jbivens1992 17
No big deal, just tell them again tomorrow. I understand though that it would hurt that they would find that a joke...even today. Sorry OP, I hope tomorrows announcement goes great though!
mariri9206 32
FYL because they don't believe you but also YDI because you should know better on April Fool's Day.
nominaski 25
FYL
midjigirl 13
You've waited weeks and chose to tell them today? Why not wait one more day at this point?
DaniealThePope 18
You should of told them afterwards that the April fools was the fact that you were getting married.
Yuri Morliere 11
Hi