Anonymous
Congratulations. Or not.
Today, I was told that I will be a father in 2 months. I had a one night stand about 7 months ago. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Akron, United States
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
Xandar
Today, I was told by my wife that we were going to be parents. We are both females. FML
Anonymous
United States
Surprise surprise
Today, there were a few loud and annoying kids running around my store. My coworker and I started talking. I jokingly stated, "Yeah, kids ruin everything." But before I could get out, "God knows I'm not ready to be a dad," my phone rang. It was my one night stand. I'm going to be a daddy. FML
Marcella
United States
Today, my fiance told me he thought it was time that we started to see other people. I'm six months pregnant with his baby. FML
3023-dang
United States
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait for us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML
KittenTitz
Planned parenthood
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after months of trying, my wife of seven years told me she is finally pregnant. I'm going to be an uncle. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that I was conceived during a conjugal visit. FML
Elayne Warthen
Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML
Anonymous
India
Safety first
Today, I found out that morning after pills don't work if you're already ovulating. I also found out that I might become a father wayyyy sooner than expected. FML
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Mungolikecandy 19
If you are the father (a DNA test in these circumstances is always a good idea) time to step up.
TCRII 30
Get an attorney ASAP to protect your rights. You should negotiate a DNA test, visitation, parental rights, religion, money, etc.
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Comments (13)
ThatOneLonelyAsian 31
No wonder it took the lady so long to find you, word of advice: next time give your details to one night stands so she can find you
1known 34
In 2019 you still don’t know about protection? Well if the baby is truly yours (a good dna test can be useful), grow up and be a good father for your child.
raven_of_azarath 35
Protection isn’t 100% effective. And there are cases of people lying about it too, like maybe she said she was on birth control and she wasn’t.
Rodville 28
I’d be more worried about catching an std to care of she is/isn’t on birth control. Always protect yourself.
baristalbc 18
So strange in this day and age that they can’t figure out what causes pregnancy.