Today, my husband and I broke the news to my 10-year-old son that in about 8 months, he'll have a baby brother or sister. I knew he never wanted a sibling, but I didn't expect him to throw a tantrum, then look at me through teary eyes and scream, "Why can't you keep your fucking legs closed?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband and I broke the news that I'm pregnant. Our 8-year-old son's reactions so far have been crying inconsolably, trying to punch me in the stomach, and swearing that he won't let me give him a brother or sister. FML
Today, my husband and I sat our 8 year-old son down and gently explained to him that I had a miscarriage and he won't be having a little brother or sister after all. He responded by dancing around the room and celebrating. FML
Today, I told to my son that I'm pregnant. After I'd told him, he looked up and yelled, "Fuck this shit!" and walked out of the room. My son is nine years-old. FML
Today, after my 4 year-old was so excited to be a big sister, hugging my belly every chance she got, counting down the days till the due date, my son was born this morning. She took one look at him and declared, “I don’t like him, leave him here, do we have to keep him?” then started crying. FML
Today, I had to console my bawling 6-year-old son and explain that his sister was lying when she told him that when boys in our family turn 13, they turn into girls. I'm not sure who disappoints me more right now. FML
Today, my husband and I had a huge fight. I have a son from a previous relationship who he loves, but he wants more kids. My son is 9, almost 10, he's so used to being my baby that I can't bring myself to take that from him by having another baby. FML
Today, over a family dinner, my husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", my 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML
Today, my wife changed her mind on us having kids, because her eight year-old son said he liked being an only child. She says that my devastated and angry reaction is incredibly unattractive and immature, and that I need to accept compromise. FML
Today, my three-year-old daughter rushed in, excited about her new baby brother or sister. She was so excited, I didn't have the heart to tell her men can't have babies, and I just have a beer gut. FML
Today, I told my daughter that she's going to be a big sister, because there is a baby growing in my tummy. She's been sobbing because I can't convince her that I didn't eat a baby. FML
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CoGhostRider 31
Well no need for the sex talk anyway
brookenicolee29 27
How does he think he was made?
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thewhale 8
Someone needs a good slap across the face for speaking to you like that.
Paws_Cat 29
Glad you're replacing him with a newer model.
morgankimberlyyy 14
Wow, perhaps it is time to enforce some rules on this little boys' potty mouth. Sorry OP.
ProSwimmerFL 16
Umm I hope this kid was punished, Ummmm have a swear jar for him lol SORRY OP
leogachi 15
Ummmmmm not enough m's in your comment.
xRiverSongx 17
YDI for having more kids when your other children obviously don't want more.
AdamTB 26
Since when do kids decide if their parents should have more kids? The parents are the adults, if they want to have more kids then that is up to them.
Lightning_Farron 11
Why would you make him unhappy by having another kid?! YDI
earthlyscum 19
I haven't laughed this hard in a very long time lmfao
hailhydra 6
I think you goto do a very job as a parent to educate your kid, i know it's tough because kids learn from others these days but at that age i could never say that to my mom not even now i can't. You haven't done well in correcting your kid and this fall falls on you 100%. That's just disgusting to hear a 10 year old kid say something like that
hailhydra 6
better*
FluffyNutella 14
He seems a bit spoiled. Hope you dealt with him OP.
ohSNAPyall 27
This is different than cussing or disrespect. He is on his way to be a chauvinist pig if he doesn't straighten out.