Today, I hooked up with a guy I'm totally in love with. After finishing, he burst into tears about being in love with another girl. I had to comfort him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally managed to kiss the guy of my dreams. We pulled away and looked into each other's eyes, and he softly said, "You know I'm dating another girl right now, right?" FML
Today, my boyfriend called me in tears because the love of his life has decided to move on with another man. He is currently on his way over to cry on my shoulder about it. FML
Today, I spent most of my morning comforting the guy I love because his fiancée dumped him for some other guy. He continuously told me I had no clue that kind of pain he was in. He dumped me three years ago for the girl that just left him. FML
Today, I found that the only two people I've ever been in love with fell in love with one another. FML
Today, I finally hooked up with the guy that I have been in love with forever. If there is such a thing as soul mates, this guy is it. He's my best friend in the whole world. It was the worst sex I have ever had. FML
Today, I found out the guy I’m in love with has been side-messaging one of my closest friends about hooking up for sex. This isn’t the first guy this has happened with. FML
Today, I realized I'm very much in love with my old boyfriend. I got married to someone else a few months ago, who I also very much love. FML
Today, I finally went on a date with the girl I'm in love with. After dinner we went to the bar for drinks and things were going great. Right up until she went home with another guy. FML
Today, I casually hooked up with a guy with no strings attached. Later, we had a great conversation and I suddenly realized that I have feelings for him. He wants nothing even close to a relationship and probably doesn't like me back. FML
Today, my best friend, with whom I have been in love for years, kissed me, hugged me, held my hand, hooked up with me and told me that he loved me more than anything and wanted to be with me... until he sobered up and his girlfriend got back to town. FML
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Top comments
JFAW 6
You didn't have to comfort him...
hotPinklipstick 24
If he is in love with another girl he shouldn't be hooking up with you to begin with. I'm sorry OP, that is a horrible experience.
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Comments (110)
flockz 20
throw a box of tampons at him. pansy.
CaptainPickles72 18
He's a pansy and a buzz-kill! Nothing ruins the moments after sex like someone crying.
soleen_fml 0
I agree!
DrMime 10
Aw poor him. I heard that tampons soak up tears just as good as any tissue... They're called 'Manpons', and they sell them in the personal hygiene section at target. Actually there's nothing in those boxes, men just enjoy sending their wives out to get a box!
ProhibitionRose 14
...what kind of Target do you shop at?!
DrMime 10
The kind with a lower case 't'... Makes a difference...
tylerryder 4
Wtf, you sound really creepy, and your picture isn't helping =S
silentbutfunny 0
What a stud (sarcasm)
silentbutfunny 0
What a stud (sarcasm)
silentbutfunny 0
What a stud (sarcasm)
silentbutfunny 0
Wow... Wtf. Take them off please
littlemsweirdo 12
Lol, I was wondering why the hell it was posted like 3 times.
tellithowitis 13
Slap him again and make him cry harder... Then laugh and slap him again. And again...
SukiIzumi 8
He honestly doesn't sound that great..
littlemsweirdo 12
Wtf? Don't comfort him! It isn't your fault.... Should've slapped him and walk away(:
Calyx_fml 22
Doesn't matter, had sex.