Today, my Spanish teacher imitated the sound of a coffee grinder, and then said in Spanish, "OK, all of you do it." I did it, thinking everyone else would too. I was the only one in the class who'd understood the Spanish part. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, we had a speaking assessment in Spanish class. When it was my turn, I yawned in the middle of a sentence, said, "Excuse me" and finished my sentence. She took points off because I hesitated and I spoke in English, not Spanish. FML
Today, I took my Spanish exam. One of the questions was to translate "Mark is lazy and antisocial." My name is Mark. Everyone kept giving me weird looks the whole test. FML
Today, after our teacher had said this class would be very important and that we should take notes, instead of writing notes, I brought a recorder to class. After class, I listened to the recording, and all I could hear was muffled voices. FML
Today, after many hours studying a complete course of Spanish, I felt really good. I had accomplished something, something I could really use next week when I fly to Mexico on vacation. Then I found out what I had learned was Spanish as they speak it in Spain, not how they speak it in Latin America. FML
Today, I thought I was all alone in the class, so I lifted up my leg and ripped a huge fart. One of my students was still in there. He told everybody. FML
Today, I had a presentation in French class. I was so nervous, the first thing I said when I got up there was, "Hola." FML
Today, my French teacher set up a role-play scenario to act out in front of the class. During one of my lines, I mispronounced a phrase and called my teacher sexy. FML
Today, I had to re-grade a student's assignments because neither he, nor his parents can read "Spanish." I'd written in cursive. FML
Today, my college did a fire drill, and instructions were given by intercom in English and Spanish. The guy beside me mused, "If they say it in English and Mexican, why not say it in Black too?" That guy is my idiot brother, and he was dead serious. Sometimes I think our parents are related. FML
Today, I watched a movie with my little sister. I couldn't understand a word that was said during one scene, but I figured it was in some kind of made-up language. When I commented on it later, she called me a moron and said it was Spanish. FML
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LCPLStewie 23
Why are you worried about it? The teacher will recognize you for this if any thing!
upallnight11 19
Or maybe they knew but they didn't want to sound stupid
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Comments (64)
1dvs_bstd 41
that's a plus in my books and i'm sure in the teacher's books too.
captaincarlz 17
How is this an FML? You made everyone else look stupid...
rdenkewicz 11
Never feel self-conscious about being smart. Be proud of yourself!
JBChristian 47
Laughing cake, lol.
vikky538 29
it might be awkward but..here's the bright side..you will get good grade...
nadnerbz 6
Picturing this in my head is very funny
fristinkristin 16
Lol well be happy you understood & followed the instructions while mothers didn't
emirie 21
haha "mothers"
NessaMae 19
Don't be embarrassed, it obviously proves you've paid attention in class and get it while the others don't yet.
Ducklett 11
That's a great thing, means you're doing well in class! Sure a little embarrassing being the only one making the noise but clearly the one who's gonna pass the exams!
buonotomato 20
You know, normally people would be happy if they proved they paid attention...