Today, my Spanish teacher imitated the sound of a coffee grinder, and then said in Spanish, "OK, all of you do it." I did it, thinking everyone else would too. I was the only one in the class who'd understood the Spanish part. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, we had a speaking assessment in Spanish class. When it was my turn, I yawned in the middle of a sentence, said, "Excuse me" and finished my sentence. She took points off because I hesitated and I spoke in English, not Spanish. FML
Today, I took my Spanish exam. One of the questions was to translate "Mark is lazy and antisocial." My name is Mark. Everyone kept giving me weird looks the whole test. FML
Today, after our teacher had said this class would be very important and that we should take notes, instead of writing notes, I brought a recorder to class. After class, I listened to the recording, and all I could hear was muffled voices. FML
Today, after many hours studying a complete course of Spanish, I felt really good. I had accomplished something, something I could really use next week when I fly to Mexico on vacation. Then I found out what I had learned was Spanish as they speak it in Spain, not how they speak it in Latin America. FML
Today, I thought I was all alone in the class, so I lifted up my leg and ripped a huge fart. One of my students was still in there. He told everybody. FML
Today, I had a presentation in French class. I was so nervous, the first thing I said when I got up there was, "Hola." FML
Today, my French teacher set up a role-play scenario to act out in front of the class. During one of my lines, I mispronounced a phrase and called my teacher sexy. FML
Today, I had to re-grade a student's assignments because neither he, nor his parents can read "Spanish." I'd written in cursive. FML
Today, my college did a fire drill, and instructions were given by intercom in English and Spanish. The guy beside me mused, "If they say it in English and Mexican, why not say it in Black too?" That guy is my idiot brother, and he was dead serious. Sometimes I think our parents are related. FML
Today, I watched a movie with my little sister. I couldn't understand a word that was said during one scene, but I figured it was in some kind of made-up language. When I commented on it later, she called me a moron and said it was Spanish. FML
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LCPLStewie 23
Why are you worried about it? The teacher will recognize you for this if any thing!
upallnight11 19
Or maybe they knew but they didn't want to sound stupid
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Comments (64)
kingxbomber 2
What I think he's saying is he heard it wrong instead of ok you do it the teacher said something else
tommygleesik 4
Los estudiantes no es intelegente
1jordan1 11
Oh my god you're right your life is SOOOOO TERRIBLE.
Bcfrmkc816 17
At least you have learned some Spanish and the others havent
billyisgone 4
Total FML to be the smart kid ;)
1jordan1 11
Oh my god your life is so hard. Who cares? You said something in class in response to what the teacher said. I don't see why you're complaining when some people are facing real problems
1jordan1 11
Really? Oh my gosh your life is so hard. People out there are dying and dealing with problems like cancer and being robbed and stuff like that. But your answering a question after your teacher told you to, now that really shines a light on those issues. Goes to show you, appreciate what you have. Some people have it way worse. I can't imagine what you're going through. I'm so sorry.
Timtamsandoreos 3
Hahaha woww I just got this mental image, and ahahah sooo funny!
fantasyworld 39
Good for you! Your teacher appreciated that I bet.
fmlsams 27
Good for you actually learning from the class though! I'm sure the teacher will remember you come grading time. :)