IHateBagels
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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Clumsy
Today, I was cutting a bagel, only to slice the back of my hand with the knife. As I grabbed paper towels to clean up the blood, I noticed that the bagel was pre-sliced. FML
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kgb121 0
how did you manage to cut the back of your hand? were you using it as a cutting board?
xjbearx 0
wow, sorry but that's really a blond moment. and yeah, if you somehow managed to slice the BACK of your hand, maybe you shouldn't be using a knife...
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Comments (103)
Jo324 0
#15, people who don't even know the difference between your and you're have no right to call others dumb. -_-
itlybabe 0
are u seriously that stupid?
amandarocks04 0
i agree with #22 i'm embarrassed to admit i like twilight because of all the crazy girls that are OBSESSED WITH IT. like it's real life or something... =
kellster 2
Seconding #31! Also, **** you, #15. The only person I have ever known to slice their hand while cutting a bagel was a guy.
Crunchy_fml 0
Did you still get to eat the bagel?
shoegal_57 0
Haha I like that #2 calls the person stupid, but uses 'you are' incorrectly.
kwbuzz23wk 0
people making fun of him for cutting the back of his hand, i worked at a bagel place for a long time and many people cut the back of their hands while slicing bagels (not me but still) but for the OP - you need to know when a bagel is pre-sliced. hopefully no blood on the bagel... and thanks for the laugh
mariposa25 0
I've cut myself on almost any knife imaginable, so I feel your klutzy pain. I've also not noticed a bagel was pre-sliced before. Sometimes, even when it's pre-sliced, it isn't sliced all the way through and that's the side you're looking at.
oh_thatsucks 0
...somebody should stay away from sharp objects..
Tuxedo_Mask 0
lol @ 35