IHateBagels
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Clumsy
Today, I was cutting a bagel, only to slice the back of my hand with the knife. As I grabbed paper towels to clean up the blood, I noticed that the bagel was pre-sliced. FML
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kgb121 0
how did you manage to cut the back of your hand? were you using it as a cutting board?
xjbearx 0
wow, sorry but that's really a blond moment. and yeah, if you somehow managed to slice the BACK of your hand, maybe you shouldn't be using a knife...
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Comments (103)
jaded110 0
Owwww. I've nicked my fingers before, but I've never sliced my hand.
DanceOnTheEdge 0
hahahah. #35.
such_is_life_fml 0
LAWWWWL!!
JeanNe91 0
congratulations. you won the Dumbass of the Day award.
my_life_sucks_17 1
LMFAO #11 :P u probably mean more along the lines of jasper :P edward can control himself... lol
yer8899 0
the oldest excuse in the book, emo
bobsocool 0
When I first read it I thought you said the back of your head and was wondering how the hell did that happen woops.
jcue13 0
hahaha.. i love this kind of FMLs.. LMFAOL...
jcue13 0
it doesnt matter how you did it.. its great the way it is.. no needs of explainations.. lol
pudgypaw 0
did #11 HAVE to go there? my left temporal hurts