IHateBagels
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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Today, I was cutting a bagel, only to slice the back of my hand with the knife. As I grabbed paper towels to clean up the blood, I noticed that the bagel was pre-sliced. FML
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kgb121 0
how did you manage to cut the back of your hand? were you using it as a cutting board?
xjbearx 0
wow, sorry but that's really a blond moment. and yeah, if you somehow managed to slice the BACK of your hand, maybe you shouldn't be using a knife...
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log1k 3
man... u got off easy lol I was cutting a small bagel (pre-sliced) but frozen, and the bagel broke off and the (brand new) knife cut right into my left thumb straight down to the bone - I got 8 stitches, and still don't have full feeling in my thumb. This was in june last year.
theoldGP 0
hahahhahahaha. dumbass.
earwig12 1
If it makes you feel any better, I would have done the exact same thing.
machchunk 0
How the **** did you not notice? If it was pre-sliced, the top should have moved around a bit.
inerdablanket 4
#22 - agreed.
CatalystA 0
I'm not alone! you're not alone! this happened to me the night before my first day at a new school but i cut my left hand pointer finger instead and then spent an hour searching for a hospital
Jessica9 0
LMFAO! sounds like something I would do so don't be too embarassed lol.
cocolynn12 0
definition of irony my friend
sthanu150 0
unless you were holding it on the back of your hand, you are making this up. either way, stupid.
martymcfly12 0
Hopefully your not a college gradulate