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Today, I was cutting a bagel, only to slice the back of my hand with the knife. As I grabbed paper towels to clean up the blood, I noticed that the bagel was pre-sliced. FML

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how did you manage to cut the back of your hand? were you using it as a cutting board?

wow, sorry but that's really a blond moment. and yeah, if you somehow managed to slice the BACK of your hand, maybe you shouldn't be using a knife...

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Your talk of twilight is pathetic.

a_random_dude 0

HEY SHIT ***** DONT ******* TALK ABOUT TWILITE ITS ******* RETARDED ONLY TOTAL DICK SUCKERS READ THOSE UF CUKING GAYLORDS

calm the **** down dude

I agree with #74!!!!! twilight is so f'n stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!

haleymorris9 0

11 ur ugly

lol how'd u cut the back of ur hand

christa953 12

I accidentally cut myself slicing bagels too but they weren't pre-sliced

bagels usually DO come pre-sliced. thats why I use a butter knife. sorry that happened but ydi for not checking

SystemOfADown_fml 0

Moron.

G_thelegend 0

fail