IHateBagels
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Clumsy
Today, I was cutting a bagel, only to slice the back of my hand with the knife. As I grabbed paper towels to clean up the blood, I noticed that the bagel was pre-sliced. FML
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kgb121 0
how did you manage to cut the back of your hand? were you using it as a cutting board?
xjbearx 0
wow, sorry but that's really a blond moment. and yeah, if you somehow managed to slice the BACK of your hand, maybe you shouldn't be using a knife...
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Comments (103)
Mattsayshola 0
Your talk of twilight is pathetic.
Hockeylover87_71 0
haha, genius
a_random_dude 0
HEY SHIT ***** DONT ******* TALK ABOUT TWILITE ITS ******* RETARDED ONLY TOTAL DICK SUCKERS READ THOSE UF CUKING GAYLORDS
FmyLion 0
ye mad?
max13_fml 8
calm the **** down dude
Hockeylover87_71 0
I agree with #74!!!!! twilight is so f'n stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!
haleymorris9 0
11 ur ugly
Rebap 4
lol how'd u cut the back of ur hand
christa953 12
I accidentally cut myself slicing bagels too but they weren't pre-sliced
FmyLion 0
bagels usually DO come pre-sliced. thats why I use a butter knife. sorry that happened but ydi for not checking
SystemOfADown_fml 0
Moron.
G_thelegend 0
fail