IHateBagels
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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Clumsy
Today, I was cutting a bagel, only to slice the back of my hand with the knife. As I grabbed paper towels to clean up the blood, I noticed that the bagel was pre-sliced. FML
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kgb121 0
how did you manage to cut the back of your hand? were you using it as a cutting board?
xjbearx 0
wow, sorry but that's really a blond moment. and yeah, if you somehow managed to slice the BACK of your hand, maybe you shouldn't be using a knife...
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Comments (103)
DanceOnTheEdge 0
Good thing Edward Cullen wasn't there. yeah, I went there. (:
soccerbug6 0
wow that was just.....*sigh*
TheBreaKer_fml 0
hahaha that was an epic fail! no one normal likes that ******* sparkling fairy ass bitch
analeigh_fml 0
this just means you're f-ing dumb.
floon_fml 13
That comment just makes you look like a complete ass.
ari_lee 0
I can see this happening. And maybe it's just the bad bagels I get but even if they are pre sliced, I always have to cut them a bit anyways because pulling them apart just leads to broken off pieces.
lmao_rofl9 0
why do people overanalyze this stuff? like #6..who cares how that person was cutting the bagel? that sucks that you cut your hand, you should pay more attention next time..or don't use a knife.
JakobKain 0
Yeah I noticed that.. they try to work out the scene exactly how it happened, but that's why there's a 300 character maximum. No one (except for those few) really needs the details.. I agree with you completely, haha
crashdevil666 0
your a woman, right? :P this is the dumbest thing i ever read xD
candice79_fml 5
aw man this sucks.
kapowi 0
lawl @ #11
_comic_ 0
#15, kind of an ass. & I have had clumsy-er moments... don't worry about it.
scalenehourglass 0
lmao. this would totally happen to me.
4nonymous 0
LOL. i 2nd #19