Today, my daughter-in-law sent me another romantic text that was meant for her husband. Not only can't she spell for shit, the clichés she uses are horrifyingly embarrassing. The fact this keeps happening makes me want to slam her head in the oven. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I spent hours delicately writing out what seemed to be a beautiful poem to my girlfriend. After I sent it to her, I kept eyeing my phone to see her surprised message. No, the only response I got was, "You may want to use a spellcheck." FML
Today, trying to be nice, I sent a text to my mother-in-law saying that I couldn't wait to have her delicious casserole tonight. Only after sending, I realized that "casserole" had auto corrected to "asshole". FML
Today, my husband sent an email invite to his family about our daughter's upcoming birthday. Upon reading the email, his aunt clicked "reply all" while emailing her husband and said, "I'd rather say we're out of town than see that dumb bitch our nephew calls his wife." FML
Today, my mother in law accidentally cc'd me on an email she was sending to my husband, telling him that his youth is fleeting and that he should leave me while he still has time. FML
Today, I sent the kids to my parents' house, tidied the house, and made reservations for a fancy restaurant, hoping to surprise my wife. When she got home and I handed her flowers, she sighed and said, "Can you stop with the stupid romance shit? It's embarrassing. We're six years married, not two moonstruck kids." FML
Today, my husband and my daughter engaged in a fart war. Guess who go to do a pile of shitty laundry, while the other texted his friends about the “hilarious” incident? FML
Today, I told my daughter that she should put some love into her cooking. She started kissing the ingredients. FML
Today, my mother-in-law texted to wish me a happy birthday. She spelled my name wrong and it's not my birthday. FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend a long heartfelt loving message for our 2-year anniversary. Her reply was just "K." FML
Today, my daughter is such a bitch that when her husband texted to say he’d be 30 minutes late after work, she rang him to yell at him. He got so upset, he decided not to come home at all and booked a hotel, which was awkward for everyone waiting to surprise him with a birthday party. FML
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DocBastard 40
Meant for "her husband"...suuuuuure it was. I wouldn't bother slamming her head in the oven. I've tried that on numerous FML commenters to no avail. I recommend a taser. The spelling isn't better, but at least they're quiet for a few minutes.
rachilio 26
Whoa. Anger issues much?
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Comments (169)
nicknamekenny 1
You sound fun to hang with
CoitusNinja 2
You sound awesome!
Wise_Old_Guy 3
this is the right time to give her lessons, my friend.
chels1994 11
at least she's trying to be romantic... could be a naggy bitch all the time...
AliciaMarie516 5
A little drastic I would say. Just text her back and ask her to learn to spell or her husband won't have a clue what she is trying to say. Lol.
conqueror57 11
Thanksgiving is just around the corner. Tell your son you mistook her head for the turkey.
cheer21moose 13
Any yet your grammar is positively atrocious
Obelia 3
wow Op, you must be the most perfect person and never make mistakes. I'd be thankful that your daughter in law loves your son enough to send him loving messages no matter how horrid you might think they are. Personally, I think the one whose head should be slammed in the oven door is yours for being so petty and purile!
purple91 8
For all the people saying OP should be happy her son has someone who loves him - **** up. Shouldn't a parent want the best for their child, rather than the first thing that comes a long?
mizAJ 1
You're the reason I hate MIL - such bitches!!!!