Today, my daughter-in-law sent me another romantic text that was meant for her husband. Not only can't she spell for shit, the clichés she uses are horrifyingly embarrassing. The fact this keeps happening makes me want to slam her head in the oven. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I spent hours delicately writing out what seemed to be a beautiful poem to my girlfriend. After I sent it to her, I kept eyeing my phone to see her surprised message. No, the only response I got was, "You may want to use a spellcheck." FML
Today, trying to be nice, I sent a text to my mother-in-law saying that I couldn't wait to have her delicious casserole tonight. Only after sending, I realized that "casserole" had auto corrected to "asshole". FML
Today, my husband sent an email invite to his family about our daughter's upcoming birthday. Upon reading the email, his aunt clicked "reply all" while emailing her husband and said, "I'd rather say we're out of town than see that dumb bitch our nephew calls his wife." FML
Today, my mother in law accidentally cc'd me on an email she was sending to my husband, telling him that his youth is fleeting and that he should leave me while he still has time. FML
Today, I sent the kids to my parents' house, tidied the house, and made reservations for a fancy restaurant, hoping to surprise my wife. When she got home and I handed her flowers, she sighed and said, "Can you stop with the stupid romance shit? It's embarrassing. We're six years married, not two moonstruck kids." FML
Today, my husband and my daughter engaged in a fart war. Guess who go to do a pile of shitty laundry, while the other texted his friends about the “hilarious” incident? FML
Today, I told my daughter that she should put some love into her cooking. She started kissing the ingredients. FML
Today, my mother-in-law texted to wish me a happy birthday. She spelled my name wrong and it's not my birthday. FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend a long heartfelt loving message for our 2-year anniversary. Her reply was just "K." FML
Today, my daughter is such a bitch that when her husband texted to say he’d be 30 minutes late after work, she rang him to yell at him. He got so upset, he decided not to come home at all and booked a hotel, which was awkward for everyone waiting to surprise him with a birthday party. FML
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DocBastard 40
Meant for "her husband"...suuuuuure it was. I wouldn't bother slamming her head in the oven. I've tried that on numerous FML commenters to no avail. I recommend a taser. The spelling isn't better, but at least they're quiet for a few minutes.
rachilio 26
Whoa. Anger issues much?
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julia_lynn 21
Wow, you're probably like my ex in-laws, who acted nice to my face and talked shit about me behind my back, as if I'm so stupid I can't figure it out. Poor spellers suck but you seriously need to calm it down, OP. For better or worse, she's part of your family and the sooner you accept it, the less of a douche you'll seem.
rexreta 5
Examples of them please!!
firemedic919 0
hey she's a crazy bitch but she oh sorry. tell her to focus, and for the ones who don't know it means **** off cause ur stupid so just focus.
daftPunKt 4
Wow, you sound so bitter. Get over yourself angry grandma
bibi18_fml 0
So she accidentaly sends you a "romantic text" meant for her husband. Shouldn't you be happy that she actually cares about him enough to do so? Or are you the mom who never wants to let go of her baby boy and hates every other female in his life? People do make mistakes
FarSide 23
Yeah, but the same mistake over and over is not a mistake. It is a pattern. But if the daughter-in-law wants to be a low-class **** with her husband, its her business.
christen09 8
someone is jealous her son got himself a new woman eh?
icxiibunnie 14
Lol all i can say is sounds like an abusive father in law and a dumbass daughter in law XD
kurlyfries222 0
You're a bitch/bastard...don't know if your the mother or father in-law!
btbamfan75 0
ill be the first one to say that doc bastard has never tried any of that because then hed be in jail
DocBastard 40
You are correct. I get to sublimate all my angry energy into good energy by slicing people open and removing their organs. Aaaahhh, therapy.
withasmile 3
At least she tries to please him - (low class **** person is probably a bore in bed btw) - you sound like a nightmare in law. Lucky for me mine aren't like you!