Today, my daughter-in-law sent me another romantic text that was meant for her husband. Not only can't she spell for shit, the clichés she uses are horrifyingly embarrassing. The fact this keeps happening makes me want to slam her head in the oven. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I spent hours delicately writing out what seemed to be a beautiful poem to my girlfriend. After I sent it to her, I kept eyeing my phone to see her surprised message. No, the only response I got was, "You may want to use a spellcheck." FML
Today, trying to be nice, I sent a text to my mother-in-law saying that I couldn't wait to have her delicious casserole tonight. Only after sending, I realized that "casserole" had auto corrected to "asshole". FML
Today, my husband sent an email invite to his family about our daughter's upcoming birthday. Upon reading the email, his aunt clicked "reply all" while emailing her husband and said, "I'd rather say we're out of town than see that dumb bitch our nephew calls his wife." FML
Today, my mother in law accidentally cc'd me on an email she was sending to my husband, telling him that his youth is fleeting and that he should leave me while he still has time. FML
Today, I sent the kids to my parents' house, tidied the house, and made reservations for a fancy restaurant, hoping to surprise my wife. When she got home and I handed her flowers, she sighed and said, "Can you stop with the stupid romance shit? It's embarrassing. We're six years married, not two moonstruck kids." FML
Today, my husband and my daughter engaged in a fart war. Guess who go to do a pile of shitty laundry, while the other texted his friends about the “hilarious” incident? FML
Today, I told my daughter that she should put some love into her cooking. She started kissing the ingredients. FML
Today, my mother-in-law texted to wish me a happy birthday. She spelled my name wrong and it's not my birthday. FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend a long heartfelt loving message for our 2-year anniversary. Her reply was just "K." FML
Today, my daughter is such a bitch that when her husband texted to say he’d be 30 minutes late after work, she rang him to yell at him. He got so upset, he decided not to come home at all and booked a hotel, which was awkward for everyone waiting to surprise him with a birthday party. FML
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DocBastard 40
Meant for "her husband"...suuuuuure it was. I wouldn't bother slamming her head in the oven. I've tried that on numerous FML commenters to no avail. I recommend a taser. The spelling isn't better, but at least they're quiet for a few minutes.
rachilio 26
Whoa. Anger issues much?
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Comments (169)
cnkk07 8
Hey that is no way to treat an oven!
Buttsexpirate 9
Maybe this is the one woman that should stay OUT of the kitchen.
N3766 20
That's why I never get along with my mother in law.
luccmon 6
She slams your head in the oven?
Iknoweverything 29
She doesn't accept your romantic texts with their shitty spelling and horrifying cliches?
N3766 20
nope, because she hates oven...
nolarboot 10
May I just mention here that "Mother in law" is an anagram for "woman Hitler"? lol
JCLynn 11
That's not a very nice thing to say about your daughter. I bet you're the same guy who called his sister a c*nt.
ohmandapants 17
Daughter in law.
bocshi83 1
did we read the same fml...!? dude,it's not a guy that wrote it..it is a female talking about her daughter in law..
Torva_fml 16
Who said it was a female?
Skittlepickle 13
She sent you ANOTHER text??
boredblonde 17
It wasn't a mistake..
flockz 20
"babie im gonna rok ur worldd!"
EvilPotato 15
"Babie immi bi yor motavaitin."
itabbie 0
How's her grammar?
GypsyRover 0
NFW! I'm in Mesa also!!
Igor_g5 0
You have anger problems.
Enslaved 38
Do what they do here. Rewrite it, correct her spelling and send the messages back to her with a "you're welcome". (:
THE_A_TEEN 28
"The fact this keeps happening makes me want to slam her head in the oven" Ok, I can understand that the poor grammar can piss anyone off, and possibly the cliché's, but you,sound like a bitch, a total bitch. She's your damn daughter in law. Getting angry over a few accidential texts to make you want to slam her head into an oven make's me fell sorry for her to be related to such a bitchy mother in law.
kelseygoesrawr 8
It's funny because OP has bad grammar, too. "Not only can't she spell for shit." Can not she spell for shit? Hey Yoda, err I mean OP, the correct sentence would've said, "Not only can she not..." lol
roseXthorns 8
"fell sorry for her"... Yea, look who's talking. And OP was ******* exaggerating. That's what most of the people on FML do.
farhil 14
Way to show 'em, boss! /sarcasm