Today, I had to sell my only means of transportation, my 92 Chrysler Lebaron, to a junking company because the transmission blew. When the guy finally got there, I had to shovel out the 5 feet of snow around my car, help him push it, and help him hook it up. Then his dog bit me. I only got $100. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided I'd sell an old motorcycle I had, in order to help with the bills. I had to be at work at the time when an interested buyer was to show up, so I entrusted my mother with the exchange as she's unemployed. Mom pocketed the money and bought a new freezer for her house, and won't pay me back. FML
Today, after a snowstorm, I went to start my car early in the morning for work. The door was frozen solid, so I had to jimmy it open with a screwdriver. Then, as I started to drive off, my foot slipped off the clutch and the car stalled out. The battery was too weak to start it again. FML
Today, I got stuck in the snow in the middle of street. As I was just beginning to get myself unstuck, the snow plow came by and buried the front end of my car. FML
Today, my mom sold the car I've been working on for the last few years for 100 dollars. To buy gas for her car. FML
Today, after shoveling one guy's steps, sidewalk, and driveway for two hours straight, I went to ask for my money. He said, "Work is its own reward!" and shut the door in my face. FML
Today, my car broke down dead in the middle of the highway. As I was unable to get it out of the road, it was impounded, and my insurance won't help. Now I'm further in debt and struggling to get to work. FML
Today, my car was towed. After taking a cab all the way to the lot for $45 and paying the $250 fee to get my car back, my car broke down in the impound lot and needed to be towed to the nearest shop, where it took another $200 to fix, and $50 for the towing. I still have a 3-hour drive home. FML
Today, I live in a household of 3 people, with only one vehicle. My transmission blew right after working 16 straight hours. I had to walk 6 miles home, not to mention figure out work tomorrow. Now my oldest, who does not live with me, is pissed because it is an "inconvenience" for her. FML
Today, I was run over by my own car as I tried to push it out of a snowbank. FML
Today, I went to shovel the massive amount of snow that was on our car. After spending time in the cold wind, I finally finished, realizing it wasn't my car. It was an identical car. FML
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counterfit 10
Could be worse, that's 4 times what my father got for a Cutlass Ciera with a blown tranny. <insert oral sex joke here>
menother 2
how much does it cost to fix a transmission versus buy a new car?
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Comments (81)
shadowcalling 0
i love lebarons. so sad =(
Gitsandshiggles 0
cheaper than you having to tie it anywhere.
kamigato 0
in EU you have to pay for recycling yourself, so it's not that bad. And '90s US cars are all shit anyway so don't feel bad.
shadowcalling 0
That is an uninformed statement based on no fact whatsoever
MissNatali886 0
the word tranny can be used for either things... esp if ur someone who works on cars... its a lingo word. and just so u kno op... if u took the lebaron to a junk yard that pays by the pound u prolly would have gotten more. in NY theyll pay u like 7 dollars every 10pounds or
caaargone 0
This happened to me yesterday!
IContradiction 0
Points out that there are parts of a car that are worth more then 100$ you were ripped off. FYL
scubasteave 2
your lucky, I had an '89 Lebaron catch fire and melt part of the block. I didn't get anything for it.
saltycookies 5
now you can sue the guy with the dog, every problem is an opportunity in disguise
Darthbane2007 19
Other than the fact that the dog bit you, We should care why?
RavenBlaze 12
Sounds like a rough day, OP. I think it's time you go home and shake it off with a nice hot cup of tea. Hope that helps!