Today, my husband gave me an ultimatum - choose him or my male best friend. I chose my husband. My husband then admitted to me that he was hoping I would choose my best friend so he would have an excuse to leave me and wouldn't have to tell me he's been cheating on me. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I gave my boyfriend an ultimatum: me, the girl who’s been there through thick and thin for the past 2 years, supported him through his unemployment and death of his father, and who cooks and cleans for him every day, or the girl coworker who he’s been emotionally cheating on me with. Guess who he chose. FML
Today, I contemplated leaving my husband because his best friend is overbearing and doesn't respect the boundaries of our relationship, all while talking bad about me to him. FML
Today, my husband announced the reason he had been working since much is because he had secretly paid off my tens of thousands of student loans. I then had to tell him I'm leaving him for his best friend. FML
Today, my husband told me to stop being friends with my best guy friend because I won't let him hang out with his ex. FML
Today, my husband told me that I’m no longer “allowed” to see my best friend of 27 years. He’s worked up in his mind that she’s going to try to convince me to cheat on him because she’s single. She literally introduced us and was the maid of honor at our wedding. FML
Today, I had to choose between staying with my boyfriend and moving out to a better job. I chose my boyfriend. He promptly left me because I didn't take the job. FML
Today, I asked my wife who she would choose, me or the dog. She chose the dog. No hesitation. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend made a move to hook up with my best friend. She was about to reciprocate, only for him to suddenly tell her that she’s a horrible friend, and then he told me about it. I’m not sure if I should be picking sides here. FML
Today, my husband of nearly a decade told me he's been sleeping with his best friend for a year, and also a couple times with my best friend. Marriage destroyed. Life in shambles. FML
Today, I was sick and tired of my husband talking to his female friend from high school all the time. They reconnected after 7 years and have been talking non-stop day and night, to the point of neglecting the marriage. I told him it was either me or her. He took off his ring and kicked me out of our house. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Maddoctor 10
Ouch, harsh. Well, at least you can divorce his cheating ass now.
wowfmlife 0
Tell him you only chose him to cover up your affair with the best friend
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (104)
tranekfny 0
what an ass. hes goin to hell
ambersaysrawr 0
That stinks I am sorry Xoxo Amber
p00p0ster0us 0
Oh wow, I'm sorry. Interesting though that after a shocker like that you'd think of us voyeuristic goobers surfing Fmylife.
hbc150 0
I'm so sorry:( that's soo mean!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lostinstereo_fml 0
men are such assholes sometimes.
jakeisgay3397 0
whats an ultimatum?
missbubbly101 0
Poor u! :(
Chelle456 0
wow what a bastard thats why i like women at least they dont beat around the bush about things wow i hate men like this, its why they should be shot down, literally. im sorry this happened to you you should really try women it might change your perspective on things but thats just me.
Lonely_Lez 0
Women can be the same way, believe me. Douchebaggery isn't exclusive to males.
persiancutie 0
wow what a cheating bastard divorce his ass ASAP! on the bright side atleast you have your best friends shoulder to cry on :(
sic_maggot 0
wow, that's a good way to break up with someone, lolz!