Today, a woman yelled at me to stop following her around the store. We were in IKEA. The only way to get through the store is to follow the arrows through a one-way path. Apparently, no one informed her of this. FML
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Today, I was shopping at Walmart, when a large lady and her friend blocked the aisle I was trying to go down. After saying, "Excuse me," twice and being ignored, I pushed my way through. After getting past, I looked back and noticed she was glaring at me while signing to her friend. FML
Today, I went to Ikea with my family. I was wearing a yellow polo that vaguely looked like the ones the Ikea employees were wearing. Two dozen people came up to me, complaining that I was staring at furniture instead of helping customers. FML
Today, I went to the mall. While shopping in a store, a woman bumped into me numerous times. Getting annoyed, I turned to her and loudly exclaimed, "Are you blind?!" Turns out she was. FML
Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML
Today, I went to the shops with my little sister. We had to walk through the lingerie section of the store to get to another part. My sister then yelled at the top of her voice, "Stop following me, you freak." I had security escort me out of the store, and got many dirty looks. She thought it was hilarious. FML
Today, I noticed a strange lady following me around in the mall. After a while I began to get creeped out, so I confronted her. Apparently she has to make sure everything she buys is better than what I buy. After a long silence she said, "What? You never noticed me before?" FML
Today, I went to an over-crowded grocery store. As I reached the front of a long line, I noticed that a cart had been abandoned in everybody's way. Trying to be helpful, I moved it to the side. An enormous woman then shoved me and yelled at me for "pushing her property around." FML
Today, at work, I was screamed at and slapped by a woman for supposedly violating her 2nd Amendment rights. In reality, I'd simply turned her away from the 10 items or less line because she had well over the allowed number of items. I've no fucking idea what's wrong with some people. FML
Today, at work, I had a customer accuse me of taking the giftcard I had issued her for her return, after spending 15 minutes trying to fix her screwed up transaction. She began to yell, and follow me around the store. Security had to intervene and I had to be locked in an office until she left. FML
Today, I was grocery shopping when I left my cart to grab an item. I returned, and started pushing the cart again. Halfway through the store, a furious lady confronted me, demanding her cart back. I had to walk back in shame to find my own actual cart, which was now nowhere to be found. FML
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redbluegreen 41
IKEA A one-way maze you can still get lost in.
pleasetryagain 0
Why didn't YOU inform her of this? Weren't there other people "following" her as well?
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Comments (77)
Krabby_fml 0
How the hell is that a FML? Crybaby.
Tubasaurus 0
I hate people that flatter themselves and think that EVERYONE is out to get into their pants.
Luckster 0
You beat me to it.
iwadasn 33
Haha the OP's username is amazing.
BravoUser 0
You should have aleast used another username, if you were bring sarcasting or not. But that woman had problems. If a bunch of people are in a line in the check out, would she yell at all of them to stop following her? Blame IKEA.
doggie3 0
hah
kisseshugsdrugs 5
so why didnt you just laugh in her face as you pointed to the one way arrows clearly painted on the floor. IDIOTS.
Brooklynxman 0
The Ikea pencil game: See how many of the free pencils you can grab without an employee noticing.
lifeinhd 3
Yeah, it's because of that stupid maze that I will never go back to Ikea. That and the fact that they had exactly two checkout lines for about 100 people and their huge loads of crap.
ScaryyMary 14
I've actually never been to IKEA. How do you shop if you can't go back? What if you grab something, then see something you like better later on? Or does it not work like that???