Today, I found out the weekly coffee talks my husband was having with his ex-girlfriend stopped involving coffee about 2 years ago. FML
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Today, I found out my husband is still friends with someone who talks a lot of crap about me. FML
Today, I found out that my wife is seeing a marriage counselor. With her ex. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-husband just had a baby with his new partner. We only split up a week ago. FML
Today, I had a long talk with my now ex-boyfriend. I explained why I'm not comfortable with him bringing up his new female coworker multiple times a day, talking with her about their kinks and fetishes, or possibly being around her outside of work. We've been together for nine years. He's only known her for a week. FML
Today, I was sick and tired of my husband talking to his female friend from high school all the time. They reconnected after 7 years and have been talking non-stop day and night, to the point of neglecting the marriage. I told him it was either me or her. He took off his ring and kicked me out of our house. FML
Today, I went on a coffee date with the man I've been in love with for a while. Before I knew what was going on, he'd started chatting up a pretty girl sitting nearby. I had to drink my coffee alone while he got her number. FML
Today, I found out that my wife had been debating leaving me for an old boyfriend from high school. They rekindled their relationship on Facebook, and talking on the cell phone. Both things I insisted she have. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been sleeping with one of the women in our marriage counselling group. FML
Today, I went on a coffee date with a guy I'm interested in. He picked up his phone mid-date to finalize dinner plans with another girl. FML
Today, my husband decided to start seeing other people. I found out when I called and interrupted his date. FML
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silencerider151 0
It took you how many years to realize that private meetings between him and his ex could be a problem?
mari3644 0
Why was he even having "talks" with his ex girlfriend??
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Comments (128)
mya123_fml 0
what did you think would happen?!
JJ88000 0
What the **** FML this is off of an episode of Gilmore Girls, when Richard and Emily ran into Pamala Lot and Emily found out they were seeing eachother for weeks and didn't even know about the cofee convo. Seriously regulate the fmls
a_non_y_mo_us 0
you HAD to see that one coming.!!! i mean unless you're utterly completely moronic!
lightedlotus 0
actually, i would have thought it's more like your heart to be the jealous, irrational and suspicious, but the rational mind to try to overcome such selfish emotions. it seems to be that the OP put up with this out of altruism and respect for (what she believed to be) the douchebag husband's genuine feelings. and she got dicked on by the ******. so it's very much an FYL. i'm so sorry :(
Phoenix0614 0
Omg, you poor thing, I SO understand what you are going through! (lol read my fml). I understand--you have no choice to trust your husband, because if you make a ruckus about him hanging out with "her", it's your fault that you're just paranoid. At least that's what he told me. He left me for his "we're-just-friends" co-worker after I caught them making out at a bar. My advice? Kick his butt out, so you can keep some semblance of control over the situation. Keep yourself super-busy. I adopted a cat, bought a pistol, and took up skydiving lol. Eventually, getting out of bed gets much easier.
Lebanesegirl4Eva 0
:( Im sorry that is horrible. No way this is your falt you trusted him like you are supposto but now if you stay with him you should definitely take some of that trust away. Especially after this "weekly coffe" of his. That was just plain wrong for him 2 do. Im soo sorry :(
Lebanesegirl4Eva 0
Fault**
FJT 0
yeah that breaks the trust barrier just a little bit...actually way over the top. coffee once, with you ok.. coffee once a week without u? not ok! YDI
REER 0
your such a retard, weekly is a bit too frequent don't you think?!
iranoutofnames 6
...about two years ago when the coffee talks began