Today, I went to a party and crashed on the bedroom floor. I woke up to sex noises coming from the bed. I pretended to still be asleep. I sent a text to my boyfriend to tell him about it. I heard his phone beep from over in the bed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I came back to my house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we had sex. Just as it was getting good, my phone beeped. It was a text from my mom, saying, "Quiet down. Even your father can tell you're faking." FML
Today, I woke up in my roommate's bed. Apparently, the previous night I sleep-walked into her room, layed on her bed, and fell asleep. In the middle of her and her boyfriend having sex. He's now going around saying he slept with both of us. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML
Today, I fell asleep at a party. I farted so loud that I woke myself up. Everyone heard. FML
Today, while spending the night at a friend's house, I was woken up by someone kicking me. I figured she was having a nightmare, and since we were sharing a bed, I reached over to wake her up. Turns out it was her boyfriend trying to push me off the bed because they were having sex. FML
Today, while in bed with my boyfriend, I accidentally let one slip. While thinking "maybe he didn't hear, maybe he's sleeping", the shaking of the bed from his laughter let me know otherwise. FML
Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML
Today, I woke up from a sexy dream about my boyfriend. Too bad I'd fallen asleep in my living room with my whole family over, grandma included. They were all staring. I'd been sleep humping and moaning. FML
Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of someone in my room. I started freaking out, thinking someone had broken in, so I kicked them, only to realise it was my boyfriend coming back from the toilet. I'd forgotten he was staying over. FML
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boopityboppity 11
Perhaps he lent it to a friend? Or it's just a really big coincidence? Or... Yeah, he cheated on you. FYL.
YOUbeTROLLIN 0
if the room was dark you could've knocked out the girl he was with and just take her spot.
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Comments (212)
missmontreal97 4
well, maybe it wasn't him.. either way , I wouldve goten up and started yelling on boyfriend if it was him
Pudding12 0
u better bitch slap someone
DVecc 0
who the **** has sex with their girlfriend in the same room as the bed your cheating on top of
omi89 3
well obviously she went without her bf! got drunk then passed out and woke up to him shagging another person
babygurl91695 2
damn that sucks maybe he left his phone in there ?? lol jk no he was just banging another girl sowwy :D
vbrewer19 3
i woulda got up and dragged the bitch out the bed, beat the shit out of her, then beat the shit out of my bf
nellis_fml 2
Fake as
freezingjimmy 1
Maybe he came in to check on you and left his phone on the nightstand? I would've got up and checked it out before I jumped to a rash decision. Just saying. But if he actually was cheating then dump his ass. Sorry Hun,
JokersHQ 21
Wow. I'm sorry you had to find out that way but at least you found out that he was a cheater for yourself and no just hear-say the next day. Now at least you won't be questioning his every move until you found out the truth.
tiffi_is_spiffi 1
Hope you 'woke up' after that and confronted him