Today, I got into an argument with my boyfriend, who recently had to move away, about not calling me enough. Apparently his moving had meant that we were now taking a break, he just forgot to talk it over with me. He still wants to visit, and keep the relationship in bed alive though. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were arguing about how he was too busy for me. During that conversation, he was texting his best friend and then called by his brother to drive him home. Instead of returning to finish our conversation, he left to prepare for his fishing trip with his mates tomorrow. FML
Today, I found out my long-distance boyfriend was trying to pick fights with me and start pointless arguments because he wanted a ticket out of the relationship. He wanted to find a reason to break up with me, rather than confess he has a local girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months broke up with me because he is moving. He's only moving 20 minutes away. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, claiming moving in was a bad idea and he is the type who needs his privacy. It was his idea to move in, he had to convince me. Now we are stuck, under lease together for the next 6 months. FML
Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend. I called him and started yelling at him over the phone. He told me that if I wanted to end the relationship I should just hang up the phone right then. Before I could say I still love him and don't want to break up, my phone battery died. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to break up with him since he's always busy, and I haven't seen or spoke to him in almost 2 months. I arrived to find out from his landlord that he'd moved out 3 weeks ago, leaving a note saying that we were over. FML
Today, my 24 year-old boyfriend said that he wanted to move out of our apartment, but also stay in a relationship. He's moving back in with his parents, over two hours away. FML.
Today, my boyfriend used the "this isn't working, we need to talk" line on me. How nice of him to wait this long to do so, just days after we returned from the expensive Caribbean holiday that I paid for. FML
Today, I went back home after a break with my live-in boyfriend. I had to spend some time at my distant father's place in another city until we talked it over, and he asked me to come back. I guess he should have mentioned he'd had sex with someone else before I came back. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument. Naturally, I drove over to my best friend's house for comfort. My boyfriend saw me driving past his house and promptly broke up with me for being "a psycho stalker." She lives across the street from him. FML
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philzilla 1
look on the bright side, at least you're still having sex
Anti666 17
That's bullshit OP, find someone who doesn't just want sex.
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Comments (57)
NObeeS 7
wow what an a$$ hoe
ninja_9881 0
you should say ok then next time u c him sick his dick and bite it as hard as u can
lilly37a 1
people like that are asses! you deserve better
honest_scorpio 4
You can find a man who wants all of you and not just the sexual part of you
adamo_erebus 26
I never git the phrase "taking a break". Sometimes people mean it to mean that they're breaking up, but then others actually mean that they're just taking time off from the relationship. Relationships confuse me. XD
zcblue 2
Dump his ass
ibforever 3
End it
DarthVader77 9
What is wrong with eating your cake and having it too? :) At least he tried! :)
xRezSynn 15
Dump that *****
amisenho 11
Yeah, what they don't tell you is that "taking a break" is code for, "I want the fun, just not the responsibility, of a relationship." Find someone more mature; he may be hard to find, but he's out there somewhere.