Today, I got into an argument with my boyfriend, who recently had to move away, about not calling me enough. Apparently his moving had meant that we were now taking a break, he just forgot to talk it over with me. He still wants to visit, and keep the relationship in bed alive though. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were arguing about how he was too busy for me. During that conversation, he was texting his best friend and then called by his brother to drive him home. Instead of returning to finish our conversation, he left to prepare for his fishing trip with his mates tomorrow. FML
Today, I found out my long-distance boyfriend was trying to pick fights with me and start pointless arguments because he wanted a ticket out of the relationship. He wanted to find a reason to break up with me, rather than confess he has a local girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months broke up with me because he is moving. He's only moving 20 minutes away. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, claiming moving in was a bad idea and he is the type who needs his privacy. It was his idea to move in, he had to convince me. Now we are stuck, under lease together for the next 6 months. FML
Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend. I called him and started yelling at him over the phone. He told me that if I wanted to end the relationship I should just hang up the phone right then. Before I could say I still love him and don't want to break up, my phone battery died. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to break up with him since he's always busy, and I haven't seen or spoke to him in almost 2 months. I arrived to find out from his landlord that he'd moved out 3 weeks ago, leaving a note saying that we were over. FML
Today, my 24 year-old boyfriend said that he wanted to move out of our apartment, but also stay in a relationship. He's moving back in with his parents, over two hours away. FML.
Today, my boyfriend used the "this isn't working, we need to talk" line on me. How nice of him to wait this long to do so, just days after we returned from the expensive Caribbean holiday that I paid for. FML
Today, I went back home after a break with my live-in boyfriend. I had to spend some time at my distant father's place in another city until we talked it over, and he asked me to come back. I guess he should have mentioned he'd had sex with someone else before I came back. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument. Naturally, I drove over to my best friend's house for comfort. My boyfriend saw me driving past his house and promptly broke up with me for being "a psycho stalker." She lives across the street from him. FML
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Top comments
philzilla 1
look on the bright side, at least you're still having sex
Anti666 17
That's bullshit OP, find someone who doesn't just want sex.
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Comments (57)
gingermaria10 0
Girl, leave his sorry ass! Find someone who actually respects you!
Imnewhere 21
hey what's good beautiful
Norwegian_Wood 4
If you don't want to be his booty call, tell him that. Don't tell us. Sucks that the relationship is over now, but at least you won't run into him randomly or anything. It'll make getting over him that tiny bit easier.
Cinn_fml 23
That basically means; he just wants sex. Now, if you're cool with that, OP, then go for it. If you want an actual relationship, then kick his ass to the curb and move on.
FireBug24_7 0
Wait, what? You thought most guys are after a real relationship? LOL! Here's a thought..... no sex until you're engaged. At least you'll know you're not just a sex toy, but he might cheat on you.... FYL OP.
ngyh 0
Say it is out of SERVICE!
analyzewithin 0
Too bad you didn't cause an argument before -then you'd have known the truth, regardless of whether or not you're ok with that arrangement. You probably pushed him away with your neediness. More sex, less calling. +/-
samanthadude 0
At least he's being honest with you. Now you have a choice; you can either be his sexual partner or you can move on.
ccook85 0
Or do both. Have sex with him whenever he comes into town until you find someone else. That way there's no down time.
Destiria 1
My ex just did the same thing to me! I feel your pain, hon.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
YDI for fornicating! Also, YDI for letting him move. If you really loved him, you'd chain him to your bed and hobble his legs and make him write a novel for you.
fez667 0
sooo true
whirlpoolriding 0
LOL! genius
imright24 0
YDI unless your dialing finger is broken. You're bitching about something you obviously do just as much (or little) as he does.
Cinn_fml 23
She might have called him plenty, but she wanted him to call her a bit more often. Ie she wanted to feel the communication wasn't one sided or something.
5t3ff1k4h 45
And again, well said, Cinn.