Today, the man who stole my laptop at the train station yesterday used the contact information I had written on it to call me and ask for the password. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home to find that my roommate had picked my lock and stolen my new laptop. When I tried to take it back, he called the police. They sided with him since he had also taken the receipt, which was "proof" that it was his. FML
Today, my cute co-worker asked if he could use my computer. I told him my password and went to the bathroom. When I came back he said he'd finished. I tried to log in, but my password wouldn't work. I then noticed a Post-it note on the desk saying, "Stop stalking me and I'll change the password back." FML
Today, my boyfriend called me to ask if I knew the serial number for my laptop. I had given him my $650 gaming laptop to sell in his electronics store because I didn't need it and could use the money. Apparently it was stolen at some point yesterday and his cameras were turned off. FML
Today, someone stole my laptop from my car. However, they were nice enough to relock the doors after they smashed in the window. FML
Today, on the crowded train, a cute guy called me over and told me to stand next to him because there were less people there. We started talking, but he left before I could get his number. Just when I was about to tell my friends about it, I find out that he stole my phone. FML
Today, I went to retrieve my stolen wallet from a train station. After I collected it, I returned to the place where I'd parked my bike, only to find that my bike had been stolen. FML
Today, I asked my wife for her computer password because my computer crashed. After minutes of begging her, she finally told me. Turns out that her password happens to be her ex's name. FML
Today, somebody broke in to my house and stole my laptop, which had years worth of family photos on it. Where was I when it was stolen? At Staples, buying supplies that included CDs to finally back up my pictures. FML
Today, I found a wallet on the train. I called the owner, who said he would come around and pick it up. When he finally did, he looked inside and screamed that his money was missing, and that I was a dirty thief. I never took a cent. He's filing theft charges against me. FML
Today, while I was taking a break at work, someone stole my iPod from my desk. I work in a police station. FML
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Top comments
Rinat_fml 26
Haha that's actually a little funny. Did you get his number though? The police can use it to track his shady ass down.
_Peppermint_ 34
Just when you thought people's stupidity could not get any worse..
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Comments (52)
tiggerdoc 14
That's when you say.....I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my computer go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
Fmlreadermostly 20
Hah! That would have been great if you said something along the lines of it being too complex to say and meeting up at his place or somewhere else. But you don't say it is With the cops ;)
JKPwnage 27
Good! Track his number! Arrest his stupid ass!
FrankHotpants 31
This guy is as balsy as Internet explorer asking to be your default browser.
Witchylady 18
The audacity of some people
vreddyp 10
oh my.... this man is reckless
davincidasecond 24
That's a scenario I'd expect to see on ownage pranks.