Today, the man who stole my laptop at the train station yesterday used the contact information I had written on it to call me and ask for the password. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home to find that my roommate had picked my lock and stolen my new laptop. When I tried to take it back, he called the police. They sided with him since he had also taken the receipt, which was "proof" that it was his. FML
Today, my cute co-worker asked if he could use my computer. I told him my password and went to the bathroom. When I came back he said he'd finished. I tried to log in, but my password wouldn't work. I then noticed a Post-it note on the desk saying, "Stop stalking me and I'll change the password back." FML
Today, my boyfriend called me to ask if I knew the serial number for my laptop. I had given him my $650 gaming laptop to sell in his electronics store because I didn't need it and could use the money. Apparently it was stolen at some point yesterday and his cameras were turned off. FML
Today, someone stole my laptop from my car. However, they were nice enough to relock the doors after they smashed in the window. FML
Today, on the crowded train, a cute guy called me over and told me to stand next to him because there were less people there. We started talking, but he left before I could get his number. Just when I was about to tell my friends about it, I find out that he stole my phone. FML
Today, I went to retrieve my stolen wallet from a train station. After I collected it, I returned to the place where I'd parked my bike, only to find that my bike had been stolen. FML
Today, I asked my wife for her computer password because my computer crashed. After minutes of begging her, she finally told me. Turns out that her password happens to be her ex's name. FML
Today, somebody broke in to my house and stole my laptop, which had years worth of family photos on it. Where was I when it was stolen? At Staples, buying supplies that included CDs to finally back up my pictures. FML
Today, I found a wallet on the train. I called the owner, who said he would come around and pick it up. When he finally did, he looked inside and screamed that his money was missing, and that I was a dirty thief. I never took a cent. He's filing theft charges against me. FML
Today, while I was taking a break at work, someone stole my iPod from my desk. I work in a police station. FML
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Top comments
Rinat_fml 26
Haha that's actually a little funny. Did you get his number though? The police can use it to track his shady ass down.
_Peppermint_ 34
Just when you thought people's stupidity could not get any worse..
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Comments (52)
deviousangel89 13
Do you have caller ID? He just gave his location away...
some_duck 11
its possible to access a computer with a password. there are even YouTube tutorials, if he's good at computers he'll sadly figure it out sooner or later :(
mazinaru 6
Reverse phone lookup. You can get his name and address from his phone number. You know what to do from there.
Dabomb0725 2
Bruh do you even commit theft?
ThatKiddBrandon 5
faith in humanity destroyed
pinque 19
Report him
dangousity 21
Some dude bought my old stolen ipad, and called my number to ask me to unlock it
TheLittleOnion 18
This man is so dumb! I'm surprised he's still living! I don't see how's he smart enough to steal a computer, but not smart enough to know about Caller ID.
swaggyswagswag 17
And that is when I would call the police
samlovesham1234 9
Another one for the Dumbest Criminals stories in People Magazine.