Today, after my car being in the shop for over a day and with no updates from the dealership, I decided to pay them a visit. The place was almost empty, and they hadn't done any work on my car. But judging by the used condom on my back seat, somebody got their own oil checked. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took my car into the shop to get a minor problem fixed. I left several hours later, without my car. Why? The mechanic crashed it while out on a test drive to make sure he'd fixed the problem. FML
Today, while at work in the service department of a car dealership, I sat in the driver seat of an old man's car to get the mileage. He'd just pissed in the seat. FML
Today, I picked my car up from the shop. After 5 minutes I noticed the oil and check engine light on. I pulled over, then the engine shut off completely. Turns out they forgot to put oil back in my car. I'll be needing a new engine. FML
Today, I dropped my car off at the dealership for a bumper replacement due to a hit and run in a parking lot. After being told it was ready, their shuttle picked me up, and backed up into my just-replaced bumper. FML
Today, my car broke down because someone stuck a dildo in the tail pipe. I'd parked in my driveway. FML
Today, I got my car back from the repair shop. After paying $400 for them to fix the scratches on the driver's side door, some one decided to key both sides of my car while I was on my lunch break from work. FML
Today, my car broke down because it couldn't wait two more days for an oil change. Now it might be FUBAR. FML
Today, being the man of the house, I decided to work on the car. Long story short, there's a towel in my transmission. FML
Today, I bought a used car from a private dealer my parents had recommended. On my way home they called to tell me that their car broke down. They bought it last week from the same guy. FML
Today, I took my car in because of a strange rattling noise. The mechanic charged me nothing, just handed me back my reusable water bottle that had been rolling around under the passenger seat for three months. FML
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Grauncho 27
The dealership was almost as empty as whoever's balls are now that was in your backseat.
iAlissa 34
Unprofessional and unsanitary. My condolences.
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Comments (105)
EmmaMK 35
Gross! Ask for your car to be thoroughly cleaned before you get it back.
746278Ab 14
That's disgusting! Are you sure it wasn't yours?!
slyde32 12
I often forget to dispose of my condoms off the back seat, too, I usually blame a mechanic as well, so it's possible he forgot all about having sex in the back of his own car and leaving the condom on the back seat.
aire101 16
Plus, OP is a girl... so it's not her condom anyway.... plus don't people usually clean out their cars before bringing them in to be worked on so that there are no valuables that might 'go missing?' I know we always did...
alshygirl 14
When you go to pay you should ask if you get the "not only are we dumb enough to have sex in a customer's car, but we also leave behind the evidence" discount.
StompinOnCrayons 15
What a sexy vehicle
ber4fun13 10
that is a gross discovery. I would certainly seek a discount because of that and the time delay.
MAD01502 20
I agree!
Ambient25 25
Hey everyone, she agreed! Do we still have to kill her doge?
Waredo_Dyrge 11
What in the blue **** are you talking about 44?
712sash 26
I learn a new metaphor for sex, penis and ****** every week on this website.
perdix 31
"Oil checked" is kinda generic, I prefer "dipping his dipstick." They seem to be topping up your fluid levels (in my owner's manual, I can't seem to find my car's minimum requirement of semen), and make sure they've performed a 28-point erection.
Turbo_Turtle 14
Ugh, sue them! This is unsanitary and unprofessional! I believe this could file under "damage to private property".
glabberfasted 16
Probably a biological substance hazard as well.
perdix 31
Yeah! If the condom were a Magnum, you can bet that someone's privates got totally wrecked back there;)
gracehi 33
I would refuse to pay them and demand that they pay for my car's interior to be professionally detailed. I'd only sue them if they'd refuse. But I agree otherwise. I'd definitely take my car elsewhere for the repairs. I don't understand all these people saying, "ask for a discount." A discount definitely would not be enough to satisfy me in that situation.
glabberfasted 16
This needs all the thumbs up.
Cadillac4427 8
definitely make a complaint to the owner and take pictures...then move your business elsewhere. Most places don't have you pay until after the work is done- that's BEYOND disgusting and disgraceful.