Today, after my car being in the shop for over a day and with no updates from the dealership, I decided to pay them a visit. The place was almost empty, and they hadn't done any work on my car. But judging by the used condom on my back seat, somebody got their own oil checked. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my car into the shop to get a minor problem fixed. I left several hours later, without my car. Why? The mechanic crashed it while out on a test drive to make sure he'd fixed the problem. FML
Today, while at work in the service department of a car dealership, I sat in the driver seat of an old man's car to get the mileage. He'd just pissed in the seat. FML
Today, I picked my car up from the shop. After 5 minutes I noticed the oil and check engine light on. I pulled over, then the engine shut off completely. Turns out they forgot to put oil back in my car. I'll be needing a new engine. FML
Today, I dropped my car off at the dealership for a bumper replacement due to a hit and run in a parking lot. After being told it was ready, their shuttle picked me up, and backed up into my just-replaced bumper. FML
Today, my car broke down because someone stuck a dildo in the tail pipe. I'd parked in my driveway. FML
Today, I got my car back from the repair shop. After paying $400 for them to fix the scratches on the driver's side door, some one decided to key both sides of my car while I was on my lunch break from work. FML
Today, my car broke down because it couldn't wait two more days for an oil change. Now it might be FUBAR. FML
Today, being the man of the house, I decided to work on the car. Long story short, there's a towel in my transmission. FML
Today, I bought a used car from a private dealer my parents had recommended. On my way home they called to tell me that their car broke down. They bought it last week from the same guy. FML
Today, I took my car in because of a strange rattling noise. The mechanic charged me nothing, just handed me back my reusable water bottle that had been rolling around under the passenger seat for three months. FML
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Top comments
Grauncho 27
The dealership was almost as empty as whoever's balls are now that was in your backseat.
iAlissa 34
Unprofessional and unsanitary. My condolences.
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Comments (105)
Federgirl 19
that's disgusting....
strike2867 13
Score!!! Free Condom!!!
Comoke1024 19
You're a very up person, aren't you? :)
perdix 31
I'm getting my car maintained right now. I would have left it until I read this story. Now, I'm checking on them every ten minutes!
RedPillSucks 33
Because you want to be the one to leave the used condom?
buttcramp 21
ask to talk to the highest level of management in the building and tell them!
JohnTheLad 13
OP's car was violated and woke up alone the next morn.
JKROB 16
I smell a lawsuit
Bulldozer36 21
Lawsuits smell like sex? Huh, didn't know that.
uarudeassbitchyo 17
How ""lovely""
FrankHotpants 31
Think we'd all like to know how this turned out, I hope the OP did the right thing and informed the manager. I'd probably send a few emails, make some calls, and let it be know how ****** up and unacceptable this was.
Flashman9000 9
you're a yank...just sue them.
SunTzu2 9
The cumpanys slowgan is "You'll please US"