Today, I was using the elliptical when I got a bad wedgie. All the ellipticals are up against a wall so after trying to pick it, I finally decided to just pull down the back of my pants and underwear. I then remembered there was a window to a yoga class behind me. I mooned them all. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a wedgie after a workout class. As I was walking, I used my gym bag to discreetly unwedgie it, and then turned around to check that no one was there. The cute guy that I had a crush on last year was right behind me, and by the look on his face, it wasn't discreet. FML
Today, I tried to discreetly fix a wedgie while walking into a crowded store. Right as I yanked my waistband, the automatic doors opened and revealed a full line of people staring directly at me mid-adjustment. FML
Today, I went to a yoga class for the first time in a few years. When I went to change afterwards, I realized I'd split my pants at some point during the class. I think I understand why the girls behind me were laughing so hard now. FML
Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML
Today, I did my workout at the gym instead of at home as I usually do, since I'm paranoid about people seeing up my shorts. I told myself to get over it, because it's impossible. After my extensive workout, I realized that there was a hole in the crotch of my shorts. FML
Today, I had to unpick a wedgie in the street. I backed against a wall, lifted my skirt and sorted it. I then turned around and caught eye contact with several men in the barbers behind me. Not such a solid wall after all. FML
Today, while walking across campus, I stopped to look at my reflection in a window. I straightened my bra straps and then turned to the side to dig a wedgie out. It wasn't until I heard peals of laughter that I realized I couldn't see IN the classroom, but they could see OUT. FML
Today, while at the urinal doing my business, my trousers fell all the way to the ground. As I bent down to pull them back up, my boss walked in the bathroom and thought I was mooning him. FML
Today, I got new thongs that were too big, but wore them anyway. It was fine until they got caught on a door handle when I held the door open with my back. The whole conference room saw the door basically give me a wedgie. FML
Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML
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FuzzMonkey09 0
Uranus sure did look bright tonight.
Ghettogreen 0
The message I got from clicking on "you deserved that one is" - "yeah! way to show 'em" Epic Win.
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Comments (37)
save_me_08 0
That must have been like an epic wedgie that you had to pull your pants down to work it out... yowch
dancrgurl199 0
This compares to some of the other things people have written. It's not a great thing, but it's definitely laughable!
bread_fml 0
You would really take your pants off in public because of a wedgie? I'd hate to see what you might do if had to scratch your balls.
zach2519 0
pics?
jSOPURE 3
#4- Ellipticals are for anybody trying to lose weight.
ChrisFrancia 0
ellipticals actually make u alot faster if u challenge urself on a higher resistance, plenty of hockey players use them and they become much faster on the ice. its ok tho i used to think that too haha
wrestler_fml 0
#4's right. That's what you get for not playing sports, lifting weights, or running like normal guys do. PS wedgies do suck, though... i feel you on that 1. the worst is when you're doing squats and you get one
Stephie_fml 0
Dude, its not necessary to pull your pants down, just reach back there and pick your wedgie, jeez.
RPGod 0
#1 ftw
nobody_special 0
You could've just gone to the restroom... Oh well.